I'm making piss

When you're creating urine

I can't talk right now, I'm making piss

by HazelTreeeee June 3, 2022

I’m Mandy Patankin and I’m so so tired.

It’s what Inigo Montoya says right before his head falls in the soup.

Damn, I’ve had too much to drink, I’m Mandy Patankin and I’m so so tired. Is anyone else as tired as me Mandy Patankin.

by John Gelato August 11, 2023

Y.O.M.M.

You're On My Mind.

A text you send to someone just to let them know you're thinking of them.

Hey babe Y.O.M.M.
FYI YOMM
YOMM

by LkyChrms10 June 20, 2016

death by m&ms

when you eat my m&ms and i kill you

Me: where are my mms?

You: oh, I ate them. Sorry.

Me:(shoots you)

Death by m&ms

by Digital street chicken May 28, 2019

i.w.t.k.m.s.s.b.b.i.d.w.t.m.m.f.a.f.s

i want to kill myself so badly but i dont want to make my friends and family sad

"hey how are you"
me: "well.... i.w.t.k.m.s.s.b.b.i.d.w.t.m.m.f.a.f.s"
"what?"
me: "i want to kill myself so badly but i dont want to make my friends and family sad"
"get some therapy my dude"

by sad.emo_boi August 13, 2020

o.b.o.m.y.m.m.c.r.d.m.m

Oh baby, oh man
You're making me crazy, really driving me mad

It's always "Wyd?" and never "o.b.o.m.y.m.m.c.r.d.m.m" </3

by yess3nialol March 11, 2021

Dr. Phil: The Ultimate Green M&M

The greatest and most powerful M&M in existence. It is a (fictional) card from the card game Yu-Gi-Oh.

Becomes an insta-kill card when

“You really thought I’d just let you attack? You fool. You activated my trap card! “The infusion!” By sending “You Know I had to do it to Em” and “Meme Review Doctor Phill” to my graveyard, I can fusion summon this; BEHOLD YUGI: Dr. Phil: The Ultimate Green M&M! Why stop there!? By sacrificing five dollas, my M&M’s attack will increase to Infinity! This duel, is OVER!

by Sabstrakt June 9, 2022