The lude act of pulling or yanking on a flaccid penis in order to stretch it past normal elasticity.
Everytime I change my 8 month old son Parker he manages to give himself a long allen.
I woke up to Susie giving me a long allen because she read through my phone before I woke up.
I woke up to Susie giving me a long allen because she read through my phone before I woke up.
by Skete Gheyvidson April 12, 2022
Get the Long Allen mug.When used to describe someone, it would mean liar, wrong, or ignorant.
When used as an expression it means calling something BS.
The longer or bigger the lie or expression the longer the leg.
When used as an expression it means calling something BS.
The longer or bigger the lie or expression the longer the leg.
by _User_not_found_ November 16, 2020
Get the Long legged mug.Me: hey
Friend: what?
Me: what is this symbol ſ?
Friend: oh that’s long s, it used to add long s instead of the letter s.
Me: cool
Friend: what?
Me: what is this symbol ſ?
Friend: oh that’s long s, it used to add long s instead of the letter s.
Me: cool
by þe olde shoppe July 15, 2022
Get the Long S mug.by GavinT May 5, 2008
Get the Long Fork mug.A radio band that has electrical noise from lights,weak signal beacons, and weak foreign overseas broadcasts most of the time between 150 kHz to 519 kHz on your shortwave radio with LW.
There is nothing on the Long wave radio to listen to because of the buzzing noise from the next door neighbors apartment.
by gccradioscience October 30, 2008
Get the Long wave mug.He likes to collect the nudes of 9 year old girls he found on Roblox. He also gets turned on when the doctor touches his balls and he has big man boobs. Overall he's a disappointment to mankind.
Also his least favorite insect is the frog.
Also his least favorite insect is the frog.
by Bill9098 October 24, 2018
Get the Noah Long mug.This is a dance that you do when you accomplish something extraordinary. Like hitting a homerun or getting a hat trick or something like that. You pretend to unzip your pants and use your arm to pretend to slam your dick on the ground while making a thud sound.
*johnny hits homerun
Teammates- hit that long shlong
Johnny- ok bet
*johnny performs the long shlong on home plate
Teammates- hit that long shlong
Johnny- ok bet
*johnny performs the long shlong on home plate
by Westfields Long Shlonger May 29, 2018
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