Smacking log

Another way to say "masturbation".

Izik walked in on Tanner smacking log at 7 am.

by Big Coxie March 8, 2023

laying logs

What your dog does when he starts walking hunched over & bow-legged, then does 2 and a half counter-clockwise rotations before he finally squats down and takes a shit.

When I let Fido out in the backyard this morning, he immediately began laying logs.

by mudder fawkker March 30, 2017

chili log

When you rub shit on your dick and then smack someone in the face with it.

Chad totally chili logged me last night again in front of my friends.

by Momma Howse March 5, 2022

perma-log

The remnants of a usually-massive dump left on the bottom of the bowl. May also be used as a verb.

If he perma-logs in my bowl one more time, I'm going to deuce on his bed.

by TW Chissmoose April 1, 2004

Bacci log

A joint that consists of mostly bacci and is basically a glorified cigarette, it can also be called a box mod.

Person 1: Look Mark is smoking another bacci log
Person 2: He just loves his bacci logs doesn’t he
Person 1: He really need to get of the bacci that Mark does

by The president of Loffey June 22, 2021

log doggin

When you are dropping a turd so big you gotta push a little at a time just to get it out with tearing your hole

Dude this shit is tearing my hole, I'm gonna have to start log doggin.

by Cooter polluter September 15, 2017

log pog

A word used to mock canadians after they made the mistake of misspelling poggers as loggers once and now this continues to haunt them forever

Ron: wow thats loggers
everyone: wait what?
Ron: i meant poggers
everyone: LOG POG

by DefinitelyNotHooter March 7, 2021