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sebastian lion

the expression you use when you can't form a coherent sentence to describe how horrid a person/place/thing is.

Note: the "lion" part can be exchanged for any other animal, as long as it isn't a cute animal (bunny, puppy, pony, etc.).
"wow, look at that milf over there."
"dude, she's a total sebastian lion."

"oh look, timmy and cindy are dancing together."
"aww, it's so great when two sebastian lions hook up."
"yeah, so the rest of us don't have to worry about them asking us out. *shudder*."
by kookoobananas92111 May 18, 2010
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Lion Cold

When it is so cold out side, your penis shrinks to the state that only the head is visible. The head and the mane of pubic hair then resemble a lion instead if the usually anaconda you see.
How cold's the water Billy?
It's Lion Cold dad!
by thewiseguy97 January 19, 2014
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Ghetto lion

Ghetto Lion is another word for Dog in a impoverished, neglected, or otherwise disadvantaged residential area of a city, usually troubled by a disproportionately large amount of crime. Junk yard dog = Getto Lion. Often a term used by law enforcement and firefighters for barking and nipping dogs in the hood.. Usally a PittBull or agressive breed but can be any dog.
The drug dealers in the crack house were tipped off to the police presence due to the barking ghetto lions. I was taking a stroll in the hood and got bit by a a Ghetto lion. I responded to a ambulance call but couldn't get to the patient because a Ghetto lion was barking and nipping at me.
by Keywestaero October 28, 2013
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Lion Diet

a diet in which you eat anything you want and then take a nap. A lion is not picky about what it eats. A lion eats what is wants and then takes a nice nap under a tree
Jill- Honey why are you eating so unhealthy lately?
Jack- Its because I am on the Lion Diet.
Jill- What does that mean?
Jack- I eat what i want, when I want it. Then ill take a nice nap.
by Vince Owen Wilson November 16, 2013
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The roar of a lion

"The roar of a lion" Is the act of which when you are having vaginal sex with a female and you are moving your hips back and forth so quickly that you accidentally put it in her virgin arse hole. This results in the given female, roaring like a lion with a mix of pleasure and pain.
Guy 1: I put it in the wrong hole when I was fucking my bitch last night
Guy 2: Did she like it?
Guy 1: It was like I was at a zoo, the roar of a lion deafened me

Guy 2: Oh snap, I guess your right arm is going to be a little stronger for the next week
Guy 1: Indeed
by Lixm November 25, 2015
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sun lion

by Befree420 September 1, 2018
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Lion-Licker

Going down on a unshaven pussy with a large bush.
Being a true lion-licker, he went face to face with the beast.
by shulgsta April 27, 2019
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