a diet in which you eat anything you want and then take a nap. A lion is not picky about what it eats. A lion eats what is wants and then takes a nice nap under a tree
Jill- Honey why are you eating so unhealthy lately?
Jack- Its because I am on the Lion Diet.
Jill- What does that mean?
Jack- I eat what i want, when I want it. Then ill take a nice nap.
Jack- Its because I am on the Lion Diet.
Jill- What does that mean?
Jack- I eat what i want, when I want it. Then ill take a nice nap.
by Vince Owen Wilson November 16, 2013
by fatlion March 10, 2023
Nandy: Guys, its past noon on a Wednesday, lets go to the bar and do Nandy Lions.
Nick: You are doing great!
Jeff: Nandy being bad
Nick: You are doing great!
Jeff: Nandy being bad
by DillyDilly1 August 05, 2020
"The roar of a lion" Is the act of which when you are having vaginal sex with a female and you are moving your hips back and forth so quickly that you accidentally put it in her virgin arse hole. This results in the given female, roaring like a lion with a mix of pleasure and pain.
Guy 1: I put it in the wrong hole when I was fucking my bitch last night
Guy 2: Did she like it?
Guy 1: It was like I was at a zoo, the roar of a lion deafened me
Guy 2: Oh snap, I guess your right arm is going to be a little stronger for the next week
Guy 1: Indeed
Guy 2: Did she like it?
Guy 1: It was like I was at a zoo, the roar of a lion deafened me
Guy 2: Oh snap, I guess your right arm is going to be a little stronger for the next week
Guy 1: Indeed
by Lixm October 07, 2015
The Detroit lions are pure shit
by Random stuff bruh February 05, 2021
Ghetto Lion is another word for Dog in a impoverished, neglected, or otherwise disadvantaged residential area of a city, usually troubled by a disproportionately large amount of crime. Junk yard dog = Getto Lion. Often a term used by law enforcement and firefighters for barking and nipping dogs in the hood.. Usally a PittBull or agressive breed but can be any dog.
The drug dealers in the crack house were tipped off to the police presence due to the barking ghetto lions. I was taking a stroll in the hood and got bit by a a Ghetto lion. I responded to a ambulance call but couldn't get to the patient because a Ghetto lion was barking and nipping at me.
by Keywestaero October 27, 2013
A Lions Trunk is slang for a large clitoris. When her kitty has a big clitty it is referred to as a Lions Trunk.
by BadGremlin71 September 07, 2021