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Greasy Breakfast Link 

The Greasy Breakfast Link is a sexual act that is performed by slathering up your man meat with lube then slipping your stiff morning wood into your wife's or girlfriend's vagina waking her up to a little morning surprise.
Jordon grabbed his tube of KY Warming Gel from the night stand and lubed up his engorged knob. He then slipped it in his girlfrend Becky's tight meat glove and gave her a Greasy Breakfast Link.
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Jack Link's

Some damn fine beef jerky, damn fine.
Jack Link's lets you feed your wild side.
Jack Link's by bigshow8891 July 18, 2006
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Gay Link 

When two friends, usually male, form a bond that's so strong that thoughts begin to transfer between individuals. Symptoms of gay link (or gaylink) include: completing sentences, responding mid-sentence with the correct answer or making eye contact and laughing because of a mutual understanding.
Gay Link Example 1:

Bro: Dude, this guy is a--
Other Bro: yea. he's a douche.
Bro: Damn shame.

Gay Link Example 2:
<Hot girl walks by>
<Bro looks at Other Bro>
<Approving nod>
Gay Link by tai kwon bro August 7, 2011

Hot Link 

The version of Link seen in The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild, dubbed “hot link” in reference to him looking pretty sexy in that game.
Hot Link” is my favorite iteration of Link so far.
Hot Link by Mr. Twinkieface January 1, 2021

toon link 

greatest character ever to enter the super smash bros family with a bow, boomerang and a load of bombs he can do anything. If he gets the smash ball then he unleashes the toon triforce slash and has a chance at a 1-hit KO
toon link by lord woo fak fak October 16, 2008

Sneaky Link Up 

A “Sneaky Link Up” is when a boy or girl link up at night or when they not supposed to and have fun if u know what I mean
I just went on “sneaky link up” last night.

subway link 

A combination between sounding and docking.

When a circumcised and uncircumcised male each insert one end of the same sounding rod into their ureathra, when tips converge the Individual with the uncircumcised penis streches his forskin over the glans of the circumsised penis. Lubricant is optional.
Jason and Nick consummated their marriage with a subway link.
subway link by Tommy 69 January 8, 2020