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Brazilian dick lift

The painfully but highly arouseing sex move were the man or dominant person will use a fork lift. They then will ram the fork on the fork lift into the less dominant person ass until there ass is bloody and torn.
Me and John will be doing the Brazilian dick lift
by John_lemon71 July 23, 2025
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Jerusalem Face Lift

This is when a Jewish man goes down on a goyem, wraps her legs around his head, stands up, dons a suit and tie, and goes out to dinner with his parents. Avec said goy strapped to his face.
Wow, my parents will be surprised when I show up to dinner with a Jerusalem Face Lift. They will see how happy I am and understand.
by Shawl collah December 7, 2018
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mozambique crane lift

Lifting a hefty yet sagging pair of jungle tiddies using principles of physics assisted by modern mechanics.
Dawg, you finna have to mozambique crane lift them jungle tiddies booooyyyyyeeeeeeeyyy.
by YARKHAN October 28, 2020
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Lifted Mickey

"Ah shoot eh, I got meself a lifted mickey over here. Sorry aboot that."
by FlapjackScraper August 4, 2016
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Lift Support

A helping hand in a broken down lift when needing a wee but unfortunately have broken both arms OR wrists . The helper holds the injured parties penis and aims into a bottle so the injured party does not wee down his jeans.
Andrey and Matt were stuck in a lift for four hours after a drinking session in the local watering hole. Matt had broken both wrists due to excessive masturbation sessions. Matt needed a wee but due to his injuries he could not perform the simple task of removing his member from his jeans. Andrey offered 'Lift Support' and Matt readily accepted. Andrey expertly removed Matt's member and aimed it into the almost empty Fanta bottle, he only slipped and sprayed Matt's urine against the glass lift door once! Excellent lift support!
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LIFTS situation

LIFTS stands for 'light is faster than sound'. It usually refers to a situation wherein someone looks like smart/intelligent/well-groomed person from afar, but when the said person is talked to, it comes to the realization that he/she is almost the polar opposite and you want to get away as soon and politely as possible.
During my coffiebreak, I approached a guy smartly dresses in stark white shirt and shine shoes and glasses. But when I started talking to him, he started to try and convince me that global warming was just a myth and 5G towers were causing the coronavirus. I tried to break away as quickly as I could, quoting that I left my laptop unlocked and had to go back urgently.
Man, that was a bad LIFTS situation.
by BabaYaga13 June 4, 2020
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lift-mata

Bodily bruises, scars, and pain - the exact origin of which is unknown - most likely caused by strength training.
Person 1: Wtf are these ankle bruises from; am I being shackled without my knowledge??
Person 2: They're probably lift-mata. You were at the gym this week, weren't you?
by satanic_t0ast August 14, 2021
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