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Landon school

Landon is a shitty 4-12 school located in Bethesda Maryland. There colors are shit brown and white with there mascot being a bear. The kids there have a certain sense that there school is better even though it’s shittier then all the high schools in the area. They try to compete with schools like Gonzaga,St. Johns,Prep and bullis which are all 100 times better then Landon in every way. Kids there think it’s cool to rape and beat women. They act hood even though there parents are cooperate lawyers with 5 country club memberships and pay 40k for a school. The schools academics are absolute shit. Every school in the area puts there differences aside to give shit to Landon. Do not apply they don’t accept unless you donate money or have a brother there. Also the boys there are extremely homosexual and make it clear to everyone else that they rape each other in the locker room.
Hot girl “a guy from Landon school abused me.”
Guy “I’m sorry don’t mess with Landon guys. There bad news
by Treekiller321 May 18, 2020
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Landon

Landon. The best person you will ever meet. He is always there for you no matter what. He is an understanding gentleman, and will do anything to make others happy. At some points gets moody, but that’s just because he always puts the ones he loves first. He isn’t a great liar, and is also an honest person(sometimes). Landon is simply a human being. A great and unique person.
Girl: Who is that
Guy: Oh that’s Landon he’s a cool guy
Girl: Hes pretty cute and he’s got a great personality
by Realtalker78 May 27, 2018
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Landon

Big black nigger with a huge cock
And loves thick girls
Landon’s are cool
by That’s a real one April 23, 2020
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landon-typical boy

landon guys have huge egos
girl 1: whats that thing around that landon guy's head?
girl 2: his ego
by pride January 8, 2005
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The Laydown Layton

Will you take a hookers dressing you pulled over her face after she’s passed out on heroin in encompassing her head her feet her ankles and under her shoes and she got away when she goes to stand up all it does is make your asshole Gape
Tuesday night Rachel really got the laydown layton!
by PulseChainGangRapingFame May 24, 2022
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landotarian

someone who eats food from land. not from the water.
waitor: would u like fish?
dude: no, i am a landotarian
by sassypants70198 December 20, 2010
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lapdoodling

The table hidden act of manipulating one's private parts during a meeting or dinner.
George seemed bored during our dinner date, although, he smiled the entire time. He must have been lapdoodling.
by jimmy_the geek April 20, 2011
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