languagist

The act of discriminating against those who don't share your native toungue. Most often used by ignorant, unintelligent people who have difficultly expressing themselves without using the words "uh" and "you know?".

"I'm not racist for hating people who don't speak English, I'm a languagist"

by big nickie H June 18, 2009

Sign Language

The least spoken language

Me: Hi Billy!
Billy: *does sign language*

by LoralMarshmallow January 15, 2020

Dhaval Language

Retarded Language

Hello my name is dhaval = he.loo my nalk si dhalbv (Dhaval Language)

by Ricz May 2, 2010

languagism

A form of discrimination, it is the negative reaction to the fear of what someone is saying in a language that is not understood, thus leading to anger against the speaker of another language, even if that language is native to the speaker.

In a recent incident related on the nativenewsnetwork website, a Menominee seventh grader was suspended from school for teaching a classmate how to say "I love you" in her native tongue. Her teacher, hearing but not understanding the child's native tongue, reacted by having her suspended from school. In discussing the incident, we decided the teacher was guilty of languagism.

by LazyK.i.am March 14, 2012

im language

A language used for instant messaging, consisting of short phrases and abbreviations.

When I was messaging Tina I messaged her using im language. I said I totz got to get a new job, jk cuz I got a good one, lol cause I will never find one, lmao cause my my man has 2 jobs, rofl thinking about owning my own company, roflmao cause it would not last

by traceymak February 13, 2014

McDonald's Language

The act of putting a Mc in front of all your words on your way to, while you're at, or after leaving a McDonald's.

McDonald's Language:
Dude, you're a McDouche

That really Mcsucked

by rockrangel January 13, 2011

Language Paradox

1. You sound stupid if you pronounce something wrong.
2. You sound stupid if you pronounce something right.
3. You sound stupid if you try to pronounce it right.
4. You sound stupid if you try to avoid saying it at all.
5. The only way you don't sound stupid is by explaining the language paradox.

This is the language paradox.

Joe *White guy*: may no speak bwayno espanyol.

Jesse *Chinese guy*: toetaymo cacoi daysoo.

by Pikachu + Shugi November 2, 2009