lancaster girls grammar

an awesome place full of awesome girls. they are all very clever, ( hence why they are there). many other school don't like them because they are very jealous of their better lives and better people.

Lancaster girls grammar what's that?

Just a top state school.

by aoife12345567u7e3 January 22, 2011

lacy

verb: to lacy (someone): To thrash one's opponent severely, displaying great technical skill and control for a prolonged period

noun: a lacying: a severe thrashing in which the one giving the thrashing has displayed great technical skill and control for a prolonged period

phrase: give someone a lacy(ing): thrash someone severely, displaying great technical skill and control for a prolonged period

Joe Calzaghe lacyed Jeff Lacy.

The term was coined by Amsterdam of the East Side Boxing Forum to describe the beating Joe Calzaghe gave Jeff Lacy.

by Decebal November 18, 2007

Lancaster, CA

Located in the Antelope (forefathers killed all of them) Valley it is a rural desert with Joshua trees (named after a guy named Joshua), dirt, and dirt. Highly recommended for anyone looking to get within a certain amount of miles of their victims. A GREAT last resort for one's existence.

"where are the #$% palm trees? we this is California isn't it?!" sure it is! we are in Lancaster, CA.

by Bob and Bob Realestate April 3, 2011

Jason Lancaster

The lead singer for the band Go Radio

He writes all his own lyrics and music.

He sings with an Irish accent

He's just amazing

Rock fan #1: Why does Mayday Parade sound like shit after A Lesson In Romantics?
Rock Fan #2: Because Jason Lancaster left. Go listen to Go Radio!

by elliezzzzz December 28, 2011

Lance Armstrong

A great but overrated cyclist. Seven Time winner of the Tour De France. Often called the greatest cyclist ever by passive American cycling fans that have never heard of Eddy Merckx, Bernard Hinault, Fausto Coppi or Miguel Indurain. Merckx and many others went on to race in hundreds of races while Armstrong focused on the Tour. His only other races were often training for the Tour at Tour de Georgia or Dauphiné Libéré. Merckx raced every race to win. Lance often was just training for the tour and along with his contemporaries would not take the risk seen in the Coppi-Merckx Era.

LA Fan: Lance Armstrong is the greatest cyclist ever!

Reality: No way dude. Eddy Merckx or Coppi.

LA fan. Who? you're crazy!

Facts: Merckx! Cycling was around before 1999. Merckx won 525 races and won the Giro D' Italia and Tour de France five times. Lance only talked about racing the Giro. Never even showed and has never ridden in most of the Classics like Paris-Roubaix which Merckx won three times. Also never attempted the Hour Record as he hinted on for years. A record for which Merckx is the standard.

LA fan: But Lance won the Tour De Georgia.

Reality: Dumbass!

by Paris-Roubaix January 27, 2008

Lance Hardwood

Mentioned in the television series How I Met Your Mother by Ted. Lance Hardwood is an everyday name that parents may choose to abandon their baby to an orphanage and leave a note saying that their name is Lance Hardwood, therefore ruining said child's life for ever and ever. This has been done time and time again with other names such as; Mike Clitoris, Hugh Jass, Mike Hock, Yurik Hunt. Spelling may vary. "On an completely unrelated note, all names mentioned above are often used by pornstar."

"Hey man did you see Lance Hardwood last night?"
"The pornstar???"
"Naw man, Lance Hardwood the reported."

by Jacques Lolz January 11, 2010

lance bass

A member from nysnc that always looks a little to happy. Made a big deal about going to space but in the end pulled out because sponsors didn't want to send more airless matter into space.

Sponsor- "We should of sent Lance to space because there is a good chance he might get sucked up by a black hole."

by jlau July 30, 2005