A small lie that your mother tells you to make you feel better, which generally does not work because you know it is a lie. Usually pertains to physical appearance.
Son (with throbbing pimple on nose):
"Mom, I have a horrible zit on my face!"
Mother (with a sympathetic look):
"Oh, honey, it's not noticeable at all."
Son (grumbling):
"What a maternal lie!"
"Mom, I have a horrible zit on my face!"
Mother (with a sympathetic look):
"Oh, honey, it's not noticeable at all."
Son (grumbling):
"What a maternal lie!"
by dinosaurturtle January 19, 2010
A lie that doesn’t have any particular damage or colossal aftermath. However, something that is not a white lie but is often mistaken for one; stealing someone else’s Halloween candy without their knowledge. This is a crime.
by Lehrven March 02, 2022
When someone is feeding you lies they're feeding you "lie cakes". Usually this phrase includes something about becoming fat because of all the "lie cakes" you are being fed.
"I have three girlfriends and a horn on my head"
"Lie cakes! I'm becoming fat because of all the lie cakes you're feeding me!"
"Lie cakes! I'm becoming fat because of all the lie cakes you're feeding me!"
by POTATOPOTATOMARSHMALLOW! May 04, 2009
Hugo: So I said, 'Hey, let's turn on the lights..'
Hugo: Then she said, 'Oh silly, you can have the garage okay. The porche is still in the shop..'
Jerry Springer: So you slept with a guy?
Hugo: I ain't gonna lie Jerry.. The cake is a lie. * He's then punched in the nose and the transsexual yells, 'Oh no you d-ent' and someones wig falls off in the tussel, Jerry picks up the hair and makes a mustache with it
Jerry Springer: *Walks off stage and plays pocket pool* We'll be back!
Hugo: Then she said, 'Oh silly, you can have the garage okay. The porche is still in the shop..'
Jerry Springer: So you slept with a guy?
Hugo: I ain't gonna lie Jerry.. The cake is a lie. * He's then punched in the nose and the transsexual yells, 'Oh no you d-ent' and someones wig falls off in the tussel, Jerry picks up the hair and makes a mustache with it
Jerry Springer: *Walks off stage and plays pocket pool* We'll be back!
by Leeping Larry July 17, 2011
simon say's to shane "are we going home" targit say's "what together u to in some love lie then a" and shane say's "no not together" and wait till there outside befor kissing and both saying sorry to
by sim.com January 11, 2011
The phrase the cake is a lie had it's origins on one of the *chans. It started in the lolicon image board also called "/cake/" or "Delicious Cake" (Lolicon being drawn pornography depicting small children doing sexual favors.) On certain chans (Which will go unnamed) the /cake/ board shows picture of real small children instead of drawn. similar to their /jb/ or jailbait boards. Some of these picture can be found with a tag on them saying "Open with winrar". When you do this these certain picture open text documents with links or bat info that leads to child porn or "CP". when people would open these in winrar most of the time they would be linked to such a website as Goatse or tubgirl. The receiver of "CP" would then return to the original thread and tag it with the phrase "The cake is a lie" cake being Child Porn. This phrase is often mistaken for portal where at the end you are rewarded with cake promised throughout the game only to have it taken away. But that would leave incorrect. The meaning of this phrase was lost some time ago and was only brought back when portal was introduced and it fit so well.
by FPSBP Anon March 16, 2008
Something your girlfriend makes up to make you feel bad about doing something she doesn't know about.
IT's NOT A LIE if they don't ask about it
IT's NOT A LIE if they don't ask about it
by lizban al la franchisekma April 02, 2007