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skirt league

an individual who is not meeting the expectations/standards of the rest of the group. They are in their own "skirt league".
Joe- Yo bro, we are gonna party hard tonight, drink until we puke!!!
Derek- Eh, I think I am only going to have a couple beers.
Joe- What!!!?? This ain't no skirt league bro! Fucking clean it up!
by Giovanni Venchenzo July 11, 2010
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Big league chew

While receiving fellatio, you quickly insert your fat dip of snuff in the receivers mouth at time of ejaculation.
Guy 1 : hey man you got any copenhagen?
Guy 2: yeah man, how much you need?
Guy 1 : like a quarter can, I'm gonna quickly put it in this girls mouth when I bust in her mouth
Guy 2: *high fives* hell yeah, give her that big league chew
by Svendiesel March 12, 2021
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2 man league

1) In an actual fantasy version of fantasy football, a person's ongoing and delusional obsession with conversing about a league that doesn't really exist because they miss playing for real. 2) A form of fantasy football withdrawal.
John has texted about 200 times about his 2 man league with Rob since dropping out of the league.
by RD264 November 27, 2020
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anti-fun league

Shadowy group of lawyers and overprotective mothers who seek to rid the world of joy by labeling fun activities as dangerous.
"The rope bridge over the ravine is fenced off now??"
"Yeah, the anti-fun league strikes again."
by emmettl March 11, 2008
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canadian ivy league

Basically the oldest, most selective, richest Canadian universities - McGill University, University of Toronto and Queen's University.

There are others that get honourable mention, but these three are the top dogs, all within a few hours of each other, and all highly internationally ranked. All three have ties to the American Ivy League too, and were even founded before Canada had its own constitution.
Three dads talking about their kids' school acceptances:
1 "Hot damn, my son's going to Toronto - they publish more than Harvard!"
2 "Well hey, my boy's off to McGill - "The Harvard of the North" where they INVENTED football and hockey!"
3 "Oh yeah, my daughter's off at Queens - working with kids who transferred from Cornell!"
4 "Mmm... I wish my little girl could've gone to a Canadian Ivy League... she's going to Brock."
*Laughter*
by Pillsbury May 24, 2008
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Justice League dat hoe

Do the 3 superhero sex moves in the following order:

1. Batman dat hoe - While doggystylin your special ladyfriend do a batman mask on your face with your hands for 10 seconds without her knowing

2. Spiderman dat hoe - cum into your hand and throw it at her back just like Spiderman throws his net

3. Superman dat hoe - when finished place the bed linnen on her back. This way the linnen will stick to her back overnight and when she wakes up it will look like Supermans cape
by JoggeH May 3, 2009
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Tulsa Anti-Juggalo league

Heros in my eyes, the few people fighting the juggalos. when the juggalos are just low middle class white kids that cry about how they have had such a hard core life because mommy and daddy didnt baby them news flash no ones lifes perfect
I owe the Tulsa Anti-Juggalo League because when i was being jumped by juggalos one of there members jumped in and saved me so i pay my respect to such a honarable group
by Cullamore May 8, 2010
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