by RickTick66 June 13, 2017
When you are boning a chick real deep and it gets so far into her snatch that it pops a cervical cyst and oozes everywhere
Dude this hot chick was going to have to go to the gynaecologist for a cervical cyst but she didn’t have the ready cash for the doctor bill so she came over to chill at the crib to get the human lance
by Dingothegreat April 23, 2023
by Yellownote April 21, 2022
by Yellownote April 21, 2022
A large wild animal. Often found in northern wisconsin. Commonly known for sticking things in its ass, and mates with close relatives. Often times they abandon their young, only to adopt other creatures as young, as long as the mother has an income ( sticks berries or rocks.) the life expectancy is not known but known to be short due to its inability to support itself. Do not approach if seen your butthole will be in danger
I saw a lance larock fornicating its cousin
That lance larock stuck a whole tree stump up its bum!
I thinkthe lance larock tried to stick it in my arse, but i couldn't tell.
That lance larock stuck a whole tree stump up its bum!
I thinkthe lance larock tried to stick it in my arse, but i couldn't tell.
by 3.14spacecase July 17, 2018
When u meet runningfree lance your heart will melt, he will take your soul for a ride and play marko polo when he's had enough. Very polite man has excellent manners but when u make him anger the whole world shakes, in bed he's the dominant he will touch u like u never been touch before making your body quiver for more giving ur body and mind a nice relax feeling when all said and done. Don't be fooled by this man he will rip your heart out smiling when expect you to be ok with it
by i8oneb4u November 23, 2023