rotten kangaroo

The act of taking a shit in a fat persons belly button.

Sean- "hey matt did you fuck that fat chick last night?"
Matt- "no i just gave her a rotten kangaroo"
Sean-"awesome"

by 69420yolo May 23, 2014

Kangaroo

Animals that have escaped from, "The ministry of Strange, Unusual and Impossible things." Have you ever wondered why Kangaroos stand out from all other animals so much? I mean, They are huge, they look like a mix of a human and a giant rabbit, but with weird holes instead of bellybuttons? But being the smartest in the Ministry Containment Of Odd Animals, they somehow escaped their cage and are out and about, causing havoc and chaos. Global Warming? More like nauseous gas that kangaroos have farted out. Water contamination isn't because of harmful chemicals and un- sanitized water. It's because kangaroos are infecting it. Kangaroos want to see the world crumble. If you ever see a kangaroo, run as fast as you can. They can kick you 100 metres in the air.

National Geographic guy: "And here, we have a kangaroo in its natural habitat..."
Me: "TURN IT OFF ! KANGAROOS ARE GOING TO KILL US ALL! TURN IT OFF!"

by TheGirlWhoGossipsInTheCorner January 22, 2023

Kill a Flying Kangaroo

The act of shooting down a Qantas airplane

Lets Kill a Flying Kangaroo
Those kids at Guildford Grammar School seem to wanna kill a flying kangaroo

by tktktktktktktktktk June 26, 2023

Kangaroo

An animal down in the second world of Australia. This animal is very feisty and can knock a bitch out with one punch. They carry their babies in the stomach so that they have them on hand all the time in case an enemy is coming so they can sacrifice their baby so they can run away. Be aware around these animals tho as they are known to steal your red hoodies and sunglasses.

Bryce Hall would say he could beat a KANGAROO then get punched by it and say he don’t know how to fight

by yousillyyy July 29, 2021

Kangaroo Telescope

- A telescope that can see up to the milky way.

- A powerful telescope.

I used a Kangaroo Telescope to look at Venus today!

by PurebloodSlytherinQueen February 9, 2023

Kangaroos

online slang for Aussies. Chiefly used in Cricket.

Kangaroos have won most number of world cup trophies so far. That's damn hurting!

by typical Indian October 10, 2023

Kangaroo

Term for the younger man who likes to date older women (aka Cougars). Introduced by Nick Cannon.

I'm a young kangaroo looking for a "seasoned" woman.

by ThickRedHead January 18, 2022