Karate Carving

When someone with lack of experience or a sharp knife attempts to carve a turkey. By using very quick and repeated strikes on the bird they manage to pull and cut small chunks of white and dark meat instead of the beautifully sliced traditional serving.

Did you see Tommy struggling with the Turkey? Ya I felt bad, I wanted to help him out. He was giving that Turkey the Karate Carving beat down!

by MTJMZ December 17, 2009

Karate jump

A move used in the process of "pulling a jacob"

My friend just tried to Karate jump.

by What do u care July 25, 2012

karate sheets

tossing and turning, not sleeping but trying to.

after all them toots, i was practicing karate sheets for hours.

by rckem February 13, 2014

Karate Chop My Turd

The act of dissecting an enormous, toilet clogging turd with one's own hand (when no other appropriate instruments are available) in order to prevent not only significant plumbing issues, but shame and embarrassment.

synonym: Beaned.

" Oh My God, I drank too much coffee, clogged the toilet and had to karate chop my turd because my roommates were outside the bathroom waiting!"

by webabunti September 14, 2016

Karate cock

When you attempt to karate chop someone, but miss and accidentally hit yourself square in the penis and/or testicular sack.

He moved too quick, and I accidentally karate cocked myself.

by Told you I could May 31, 2017

Kartard

A Kartard is another version of Retard, just less insulting.

Someone is a Kartard when:
•They are a member or ally of the LGBTQ Community
•They are a fan or supporter of the video game Detroit: Become Human

(Kartard is not meant as a homophobic insult)

Ew, there’s that Kartard kid. They act like such a Weeaboo

by yeetsexual February 16, 2019

Karatos

The legend who swiftly killed Chuck Norris and didn't even use a percentage of their power

I had a nightmare that I was running from Karatos.

by Enemy_Neck May 29, 2019