Don Jon

When you put lubricant in a blow up dolls mouth and you have her give you head while you watch porn
My girlfriend rejected me so I gave myself a Don Jon
by wisemankiller July 21, 2014
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Handsome Jon

An extremely handsome male who stands above the rest and is called John or Jon, therefore making them handsome Jon
Wow, look at that guy Jon, hes so handsome, its handsome Jon
by TG:83 September 24, 2004
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Lil Jon

A "rapper" with 50 chromosomes and ADHD.
Lil John should make his own rap group, 50 CROMOSOMES.
by DA GUY April 15, 2004
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lil jon

www.realmusiccrusaders.com
lil jon is one crucial nigga. you have to respect him for bringing crunk music out of the underground and into the mainstream. yeah he does kind of make a career out of "yeah, what and okay" but thats just an act. hes really a serious producer who is worth about 60 trillion dollars. he can help to lead to a musical revolution of some sort of crunk rock mix.
please lil jon save music from its dead state. PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!
by aaron and pat April 16, 2005
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Jon

A little gay homo who likes to hump little kids, and likes to torture everyone he meets
Steven: He is such a Jon
Annika: I know right?!
by #JonIsHomo October 02, 2018
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