Beef Joint

a mass of flesh usually rigid and stiff,
girls like to roll that shit lick that shit blow it>
Amanda is soooooo good at puffin the beef joint!
by Quest1 January 01, 2009
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God's Joint

The 'God's Joint' is a joint that combines all variations of cannabis, such as resin on the paper, herbal, bud and solid mixed with baccy, lightly topped with pollen. This joint will supply one with a most joyful high and a very long mong at the end.
Jefferson: S**t that smells good!
Peterson: I know right, try smoking it...
Jefferson: Mhhhmm, what is it?
Peterson: It's God's Joint, man.
Jefferson: Give it here man!
by MashMaster December 15, 2010
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Man Joint

A place where men go to hang out with the lads. This place will be full of man stuff and the lads can have bare laughs. None lad talk in the man joint is prohibited.
"Hey bro, I'm coming over to the man joint now."
by Gaffer P May 24, 2014
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cock joint

The female equilvalent of a titty bar, wherein women go to indulge in male strippers.
My favorite and the biggest cock joint I know is vegas' own thunder down under
by maraqwerty August 06, 2010
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Whale Joint

The type of joint you roll when you first start out rolling. It’s called a whale joint because it’s fat as hell in the middle and skinny on both ends like a whale
Stop rolling whale joints or let me roll dude
by Joint Roller 04’ November 16, 2017
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Jessie Joint

A joint that is way too skinny and tight. Kind of like those overpriced Vogue cigarettes that used to kick about. Mind them? Ridiculous. A Jessie joint requires small girl like fingers to avoid crushing it and the skinny tight nature of this abomination means that often it's hard to pull smoke through the joint. You feel like you're getting high, but you're not, you're just starving your brain of oxygen.
King: Oh man what is this thing? A fucking toothpick?

Jessie: Nah man.... it's calm, everyone just uses too much baccy.

King: Bruv, this is all paper. No baccy, no weed either. Absolute Jessie Joint.
by 72K Gold May 14, 2021
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Joint Monkey

A layed back person usually male who enjoys smoking weed by themselves
I just chill by myself and smoke like a joint monkey
by Urban Leonardo September 01, 2020
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