Large male with the ability to grow a full beard by lunch, other attributes include undeniable love for crossdressers and transgender persons, most are tone deaf to the sounds of ringing phones, and all are controlled completely by their spouse
by sally s September 12, 2008
Get the Timmy jomug. A term used to describe the change in a persons presentation and personality once a level of extreme exhaustion and delirium is reached.
Such changes can be identified when the inidividual (male or female) can present in the form of a middle aged biker, speaking gruffly and less eloquently than usual, prone to using vulgar expressions much to their own amusement. Often a result of extended hours in the office.
Such changes can be identified when the inidividual (male or female) can present in the form of a middle aged biker, speaking gruffly and less eloquently than usual, prone to using vulgar expressions much to their own amusement. Often a result of extended hours in the office.
Conversation between friends: What are your thoughts on contraception?
Friends common response: "Contraception has never really been my thing, it takes away from the full experience"
Common 'Biker Jo' response when in delirious state: (punching fist into palm of hand while gruffly explaining) "I like a bit of skin on skin you know, nothing quite like it! "(Repeats action of punching fist to palm) .
It is at this point the person effected from such exhaustion should be directed to the couch or bed for a nap.
Friends common response: "Contraception has never really been my thing, it takes away from the full experience"
Common 'Biker Jo' response when in delirious state: (punching fist into palm of hand while gruffly explaining) "I like a bit of skin on skin you know, nothing quite like it! "(Repeats action of punching fist to palm) .
It is at this point the person effected from such exhaustion should be directed to the couch or bed for a nap.
by Phuk dat April 26, 2017
Get the Biker Jomug. is the youngest out of her whole family, is a little brat, gets everything that she wants but when someone needs her help she will help them out, everyone likes her and she is very popular at school only because her mom is the prinipal.
by sdyoefwgf2e November 10, 2020
Get the Seren Jomug. The most amazing person you will ever come across. She has a sense of humor that is absolutely unmatched. Her beauty is beyond compare. She cares so much for people, and she has the warmest heart of gold you’ll ever see. She has a unique way of flirting. If she hits you, you know she’s into you.
She has the strength of ten men, and her perseverance shows it. Although life tries to knock her down, she stands firm. Her way of thinking is unique and fascinating. Anyone would be lucky to have a Kaitlin Jo in their life, so if you have the opportunity of getting to know one, keep her around. A Kaitlin Jo is a once in a lifetime kinda gal.
She has the strength of ten men, and her perseverance shows it. Although life tries to knock her down, she stands firm. Her way of thinking is unique and fascinating. Anyone would be lucky to have a Kaitlin Jo in their life, so if you have the opportunity of getting to know one, keep her around. A Kaitlin Jo is a once in a lifetime kinda gal.
Kaitlin Jo is soooo beautiful, it’s ridiculous .
Wow, have you ever seen anything so perfect as Kaitlin Jo?
Wow, have you ever seen anything so perfect as Kaitlin Jo?
by t_h March 16, 2021
Get the Kaitlin Jomug. The most incredible girl you’ll ever meet. She loves poetry, deep conversations, and animals of course. She’s a bad ass on the soccer field and the kindest soul you’ll ever meet off of it. A true dream boat, that will have you falling head over heels.
by The almighty genius May 1, 2022
Get the hailey jomug. Sara-Jo is a pretty and an artistic girl. She loves to hang out with friends and will always and forever have your back. She is a hard worker and will make sure her work is perfect before people can see it. If you have a Sara-Jo in your life NEVER let her go (if you do she may come after you). She is ambitious and won't let anyone get in her way.
Guy 1: Should I ask Sara-Jo out?
Guy 2: You should I think she's your type, but don't let her go for no reason she will haunt your dreams haha
Guy 1: gees ok I will be there for her
Guy 2: You should I think she's your type, but don't let her go for no reason she will haunt your dreams haha
Guy 1: gees ok I will be there for her
by EmilyT5 May 3, 2019
Get the sara-jomug. She is a kind hearted, amazingly talented, charming, jokey girl. Her laugh just makes every joke funnier and she's the type to have deep conversations with whenever you need to vent. She is there when you need her and also makes everything even better with her just being there
Person:*Tells a joke, while laughing *
Jo-maree: *Laughs but snorts and puts her hand around her mouth*
Person: *Laughs even harder*
Jo-maree: *Laughs but snorts and puts her hand around her mouth*
Person: *Laughs even harder*
by Somerando_hehehe November 22, 2021
Get the Jo-mareemug.