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jersey rocker

a fan of late 80s pop hair-metal bands like Bon Jovi, man of whom hailed from New Jersey. See Springsteen Split
"That dude with the bleached mane, acid-wash jeans and White Lion T-shirt is a total Jersey rocker"
by djslut September 20, 2005
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Jesse Standard Time

Jesse Standard Time (JST) is based on the present time zone plus 15 minutes. It's not a standard 15 minutes however and in some cases could be upwards of real-time plus 30 minutes or even 60 minutes.

The origin of Jesse Standard Time is somewhat unknown, but it’s believe it dates back approximately 40 years to 1969.

Jesse Standard Time was first discovered by the author of this term back in 1990. At that time JST was typically only approximately 5 minutes behind real time however over the years JST has increasingly fallen farther behind. Based on statistical analysis of JST over the past 20 years by a team of scientists commissioned by Father time it has been concluded that given the current rate of "time slippage" JST will be a full calendar day behind by sometime in August of the year 2044.

JST cannot be adjusted or altered by any known force in the universe. Many have attempted to compensate for the difference in JST vs. real time by adjusting schedules by up to 30 minutes in hopes to negate the effect. These futile attempts have routinely come up short and have been known to cause JST to slip even farther than normal.

This author recommends that those trying to ignore its existence or to resist JST should just accept it. JST should be embraced by all. JST is a very powerful tool and resistance to its forces will most likely negatively impact your daily schedule, but if used correctly can actually increase the amount of time in your day.
Boss: "Hey Bob, where have you been? We start work here at 8:00AM... It's 8:20AM!!"

Worker: "I'm not late, I'm running on JST."

Boss: "JST, what's that?"

Worker: "That's Jesse Standard Time of course."
by jsfathertime April 22, 2009
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Jersey Bet

When one proposes an absurd, audacious, undesirable, or illegal act to another, and follows it with the words: "Do it. You won't". The second person is obliged to complete said act.
Guy: See that girl over there? You should go make out with her.
Girl: No way! I'm straight.
Guy: DO IT. YOU WON'T.
Girl: Okay, fine, I'll do it.
Guy: Gotta love a Jersey Bet.
by Dorian Jersey April 12, 2010
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Jesse Foolery

He was well-liked for his shenanigans and Jesse Foolery.
by Big Bager November 3, 2010
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jersey shoring

When you go to a club and a good song comes on, you start to fist pump and all of a sudden you turn into the Jersey Shore cast, dancing the night away.
The other night at Bucks the DJ was tearing it up we started jersey shoring!
by Jersey Girl living in Texas March 18, 2012
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jesebelle

A smart girl, with a good personality, and a good kisser. When love comes, she never give up easily, puts a test for his boyfriend to see if it works. Loyal and lovable. Caring and nice. Sometimes pessimistic and vice versa, too much mood swings. But she has a heart of forgiving.
Guy1: Hey dude you know the girl who always play trips on me?

Guy2: yes i know her.

Guy1: who is she?

Guy2: she is Jesebelle, and she's my girlfriend.
by Ron O Bane July 11, 2014
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jersexual

A type of sexual preference, in which a person has the urge to wank to trees.
Jerry the jersexual ripped off his pants and smiled at the tree seductively.
by raz999 July 12, 2014
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