Jail Food

Your everyday average cafeteria lunch.

Ben: Dude, wtf is that shit. It looks like camel ass fat mixed with burnt baby dick skin.

Joey: Yeah, I got jail food. Its pretty horrible.

by Jomey January 15, 2009

jailbait

A girl that is under age but hot. A girl you would have sex with but in doing so would land you in jail for breaking statutory rape laws.

Person 1:Hey man I was checking www.imagelol.com and they have some wicked hot girls on there.

Person 2: Really? They're jailbait man!

Person 1: It's so worth it though.

by imagelol February 20, 2011

Jail hook

An unattractive, young girl that your friend calls jail-bait.

Kolin: "Dude, did you see that chick? Freakin jailbait"

Lonnie: "I'm not seeing the bait bro, ...more like jail hook."

by Ballinasuarus March 5, 2010

jail

when someone tells sum shit funnier but really gross r inappropriate r absurd n u’re right there be like:

HAHJAHJAGA JAIL

by @malebratz03 April 27, 2020

jail

the gay's paradise.

Johnny went to jail and when he got out he was walking like a pregnat girl.

by fuck everybody else May 10, 2005

sex jail

When you're cut off from having sex, whether from your partner, or from any other reason.

"Your brother just moved into the apartment next to me, so our secret fucking is over - I'm in sex jail".

by swhite December 14, 2011

Too Big To Jail

When a well connected industry, such as the banking and finance industry makes such huge political donations that they become impervious to criminal prosecution. They can be so well connected that they in effect pick the prosecutor, and Attorney General, Treasury Secretary that makes the case for saving the very criminals that almost destroyed the Country. In return for their donations and related criminal activities they get bailed out by the government and then take huge bonuses, without an arrest or prosecution. While the common and outraged citizens grass root organizers such as Occupy Wall Street protestors are arrested in mass, and brutalized.

Not to be confused with Not Too Small To Jail, which relates to the petty misinterpretations of the law that are used to harass and to falsely arrest innocent protesters.

How come those on Wall Street that almost destroyed the County on several level of magnitudes larger that Bin Laden, were Too Big To Jail. When those protesting the Wall Street criminal conspiracy were Not Too Small To Jail under false pretenses? Because Justice is Blind, when your gooning for the 1%.

by mlhiss January 23, 2013