Jonah

He is the coolest person in the friend group he is soooo tall and cool and also cool.the queen of England and Michelle Obama even fell in love with him just by looking at him he is also super good at darts.and is 100000x better than everyone in the Bailey gc
Jonah is soooo cool I wish I could be jonah
by December 05, 2021
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Receiving oral sex while swimming with whale sharks.
She gave him a Jonah while snorkeling in Cancun.
by TheJonah August 08, 2019
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A very special guy and also very smart. Very often someone with dark secrets, but good at hiding them. A Jonah is a sweet guy that is soft and commonly a ginger.
Omg he just told me he is smoking!

Really? What’s his name?

Jonah of course
by KentuckyWatermel0nz November 15, 2019
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His blonde hair is thinning but his smile is wide. He’s short, but a genius. His penis is small but he has a great heart.
by Shmuelh16 February 14, 2022
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Insecure people who use there emotion to try and pity people into giving them what they want, they believe everyone else is like this so gets upset at anything anyone does and blames them
by Jonah hater 69 July 16, 2023
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Jonah is a kid with dimples and curly hair. They’re also not very funny and have lame comebacks.
by Restroom January 18, 2021
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Smart,cool kid/boy/man has a best friend named Nicholas and plays football 🏈 and plays Roblox and fortnight loves to say Jo mama
Jonah: guess what nicholas
Nicholas: what
Jonah: yo mama
by Quandale Dingle and yo mamma November 22, 2023
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