Josh

A creature that steals sporks and tomato sauce, lurking deep within the darkness of his stinky room. You will find him on bright sunny days drawing doodles in a boring office talking to 112 year old ladies and listening to lyrical genius Pitbull. He engages in games such as Mortal Kombat and Hearthstone, taunting and provoking his friends before failing miserably and being unable to accept defeat. In physical appearance he has a head shaped like a Humphead Parrotfish and the most beautiful eyelashes you've ever seen. His body is in the shape of a rope. He has been called many things, but prefers jerk, or douche bag. His only weakness is the brave and valiant soldier known as Fat Raiden.

"Who even is Rope Man?"

"Ugh, it's that douche bag Josh... I heard he went fishing the other day and caught 17 catfish."

by Sooowgnya April 21, 2017

Josh

Supper smart' my equal rival, he's mediocre at woblox, he's very single

Dang josh is almost as cool as Ben

by Yasss queen 78 November 5, 2018

Josh

josh is a somewhat decent person. he is pretty nice and also kinda funny. although Denis is a better boyfriend then josh (because the name josh is at the top of all f***boy lists and Denis is just better.) Josh is a person that gets in trouble with teachers A LOT and he is kinda mean. he uses his moms phone to text and has changed a lot since he got a girlfriend.

aoife is dating josh

by Emily IS A WRATT June 28, 2019

Josh

a guy who can be an (ass) at first but is helpful in a lot of ways and loves his family he is a hard lad you don’t want to mess with and if u hurt his (family) he will come at you with a passion to kill

Josh helped so much this weekend and he’s so kind to his cousin Clarke

by Clarke joshes cousin XD October 17, 2019

Josh

Very short
Bad at video games
Sweat at english (worst subject)
Captain of every sport
Funny
Future Job: TV show host
Likes Holding on poles
In his own world (neutral)
Cant hear
Likes eating out of date yoghurt (chunky)
6 pack
gets the girls
"Deap voice"

"Hey ur a josh at games" "I know :("

by Louise Mary Jayne November 18, 2018

Josh

That one guy who everybody loves and is pretty chill. He's super funny and cool and his shoe game is on point. But he cleans them ALOT.

Josh is so fresh.

by Catlov3r6969 April 25, 2017

Josh

Josh is the kind of person that makes you look at life a different way. He's kind, caring, and just when you think you're all alone, he's there right beside you. He's always thinking about other people, even when he should be thinking about himself. However, when he has his down moments, you are there to support him too. He's a funny blonde English dude with so much to offer. Especially his soothing British accent. Anyone who doesn't love Josh is either crazy or doesn't see with their heart. I am so lucky that I had the opportunity to have him in my life (even though he's a furry).

It's pronounced sh-ev-ee t-ah-hoe Josh! Not ch-eav-ee t-ah-who!!

by Not part of the wolf pack July 11, 2018