(n.) - email letters and messages that appear in your dreams at night while sleeping, only to disappear into thin air upon waking
"Wow, last night I had a dream that I was emailing back and forth with Bill Gates, and he was replying to me, I couldn't believe it. And then I woke up and realized it was all just dream-mail."
-- "Overheard at a watercooler in a Seattle office building
-- "Overheard at a watercooler in a Seattle office building
by PRwiz101 September 01, 2009
by ostender June 24, 2011
gloryhole Junk Mail
by Daywalker1989 April 11, 2011
eeeeee-mail: Those Halloween e-mails that go along real sweet and cute and then a bloody monster jumps up and screams at you.
by Rebecca S. Meloni October 26, 2007
by DizzyLizzy May 24, 2007
Jingle mail is the package containing the keys to your house that you send back to the bank when the interest rate on your adjustable-rate or IO/neg-am mortgage resets, or the property tax bill gets reassessed at double what it was two years ago, or you find out that heating and AC and repairs cost a ton of freaking money, or you lose your job because of the recession that's coming with the housing crash, and you can't make the payments any more.
My neighbor put up the Escalade and the Beemer that he bought with his third HELOC for sale, and has been having garage sales every week for the last month to raise cash ... I give it about 90 days till he sends in the jingle mail.
by watchafallingknife September 03, 2006