dream-mail

(n.) - email letters and messages that appear in your dreams at night while sleeping, only to disappear into thin air upon waking
"Wow, last night I had a dream that I was emailing back and forth with Bill Gates, and he was replying to me, I couldn't believe it. And then I woke up and realized it was all just dream-mail."

-- "Overheard at a watercooler in a Seattle office building
by PRwiz101 September 01, 2009
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robo mail

Email that comes automatically from sites, feeds etc. but lacks a human sender.
Nobody loves me--my inbox overfloweth but it's all robo mail.
by ostender June 24, 2011
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Junk Mail

The act of gloryholing through a mail box slot.
gloryhole Junk Mail
by Daywalker1989 April 11, 2011
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eeeeee-mail

eeeeee-mail: Those Halloween e-mails that go along real sweet and cute and then a bloody monster jumps up and screams at you.
He sent me an eeeeee-mail that made me literally jump out of my seat.
by Rebecca S. Meloni October 26, 2007
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She-Mail

A female mailtruck driver
by Snejhamma May 23, 2011
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e-mail

Why use e-mail when you could use MySpaceMail?
by DizzyLizzy May 24, 2007
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jingle mail

Jingle mail is the package containing the keys to your house that you send back to the bank when the interest rate on your adjustable-rate or IO/neg-am mortgage resets, or the property tax bill gets reassessed at double what it was two years ago, or you find out that heating and AC and repairs cost a ton of freaking money, or you lose your job because of the recession that's coming with the housing crash, and you can't make the payments any more.
My neighbor put up the Escalade and the Beemer that he bought with his third HELOC for sale, and has been having garage sales every week for the last month to raise cash ... I give it about 90 days till he sends in the jingle mail.
by watchafallingknife September 03, 2006
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