Bachelor Bath

When a bachelor uses air freshener as a substitute for a shower or bath.

Pete: Hey man, you going to take a shower before we head out tonight?
Mark: Naw dude, I'm going to take a bachelor bath real quick

by Breebree32 August 6, 2013

M'lnel Bath

"M'lnel Bath"

Pronounced MILLENIAL BATH because it's all yours. You are entitled to it, and you are going to have it-because you CAN!

"Hey, that looks frikkin awesome- I want a M'lnel Bath NOW!!"

"I'm sooo worth a M'lnel Bath-NOW"

by mama1772 January 11, 2018

Hayley Bath

The art of getting wanked off whilst having a bath, often in Tadcaster

"Ere luv, get taps on, I need a Hayley Bath"

by Legitimate Troublemaker June 14, 2017

Melanie Bath

A late-night bubble bath consisting of gay drunk people and Melanie Martinez music.

Person A: “Yo do y’all wanna have a Melanie Bath later?”
Person B: “Yes I love Melanie Baths.”
Person C: “I’ll grab the drinks.”

by Linklonk November 30, 2021

Bathing the Gorrila

A sexual innuendo for masturbating in the bathroom.

"Paul. What did you do in the bathroom? I saw white liquid in there."
"I was bathing the Gorrila."

by IAmHungry4Memes February 23, 2022

bath spaff

When you have a good ol' wank in the bathtub.

"I had an impossing bath spaff last night"

by SoapMeUp November 25, 2015

filling the bath

A cleaner way of saying getting wet.

"She was gagging for it, her bath wasn't just filled, it was overflowing;)" (filling the bath)

by MollyConnolly October 16, 2009