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Hipster

A person who enjoys living in an urban environment. Typically reserved around crowds they do not know (unless it’s a Ridiculous political campaign like Hillary Clinton’s). The men of the hipster society enjoy dressing like really skinny females with their skirt looking shirts and tight skinny jeans. The ladies of the hipster society enjoy wearing very large round glasses (aka ugly mosquito glasses) and like drinking Starbucks.

Occasionally you will find a hipster in a rural environment. You can call those hippies. They are “off the grid” with their non gmo gardens fertilized with cow manure and their pet cows (with they will never eat because they are vegan).

If you do get to know one they are very intelligent and well educated. They also tend to be great people, just don’t bring up pro-life, guns, or Trump
Did you see that girl drinking that latté at Starbucks? With those funny glasses on she must have been a hipster

Kyle: why is that guy wearing the same outfit as my mom?

Ryan: because he’s probably gay.

Luis: no man! He’s a hipster!

Kyle & Ryan: shut up Luis
by Toaster oven October 24, 2018
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A Hipster is a person aged from 10-40 who typically live in inner Melbourne, namely Yarraville, Williamstown and Seddon who listens to indie and makes yogurt in a jar and is a vegan but secretly eats bacon and has a coif and a ned Kelly beard and wear rolled up jeans and no socks and a massive fucking trench coat.
Omg, look at Odin, even his name says his hipster, let alone the coif and the rolled up jeans. lol.
by This_Bitch_Is_Evil September 17, 2014
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Many young retarded people who have somehow un-installed there chromosomes and believe that Starbucks is hipster. No really they do. A company with $15 billion in profits per annum is hipster and not mainstream according to these moronic shitheads.
by A Decent Bloke April 24, 2015
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All the douche like qualities of hippies but less fun drugs
You: Met a hippie chick that wouldn't trip with me.

Me: Most likely just a hipster twat.
by spikel August 8, 2014
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The person that is judging you at a starbucks from the side table with his latest Mac book open .
Hey did you see that Hipsters new Mac book
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A person whose style is influenced by many different genres (of dressing). They usually wear lots of flannels and ironic graphic tee shirts, but not always. Sometimes, preppy styles are mixed with casual clothes. When being called a hipster, they always deny it. They either listen to indie rock, alternative rock, hardcore rap, or a really diverse taste of almost anything.
He's such a hipster; I saw him wearing colored skinny jeans at the Vampire Weekend concert in Portland.
by Mufasa af January 20, 2015
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Look at that modern hipster's get up. A beard, a t-shirt and a shit hat!
by Ramid April 26, 2015
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