helmet pelmet

fore-skin

i`ve just trapped my helmet pelmet in my zip.

by The love bandit November 4, 2003

Helmet Hero

A fuckin retard

that kid is a fuckin helmet hero

by bushmonkeys January 17, 2010

Danish Helmet

A Danish Helmet occurs when a lady of impeccable pedigree slips whilst receiving oral pleasure in a standing position from a bald man whilst on the rag. As the lady is falling, her crucifix becomes dislodged and lands on the top of the man's head just prior to her box. The result is a pattern on the man's head resembling the Danish flag.

So I was going down on this classy Dane, she slips, and the next thing you know I am wearing a Danish Helmet.

by Pegcity Swimmer November 9, 2009

brown helmet

Term in Iowa meaning being rejected by a significant other with a visual of being dumped (on) and ending up with (brown) shit on your head.

Aw Fuck! Nancy gave me the brown helmet.

by funfuker May 2, 2015

helmet

"helmet" is a phrase used when visually appreciating a perticualry beautifull woman,normally of and all round great appearance.

"cor blimey look at the helmet over there,john me old mucker!"

by Trickygeezer August 6, 2006

Hair Helmet

A person's hair, usually male that is extremely big. That covers over the ears, forehead and most of the neck. The hair could essentially protect the head from injury.

Did you see Ryan on his dirtbike?

Yeah his hair helmet is flapping in the wind!

by Trigun10343 July 27, 2009

Pith Helmet

An under the foreskin covering of smegma, so thick it resembles the pith of an orange.

Slap some soap on that boy, or you gonna end up with a pith helmet.

by deckscrubber October 1, 2009