Turtle helmet

When the end of a poo hangs out your sphincter ("turtle heading" or "touching cloth") for so long that it turns hard and crusty.

I've been touching cloth so long I've got turtle helmet.

by The Bishop Amen August 6, 2008

Helmet Hero

A fuckin retard

that kid is a fuckin helmet hero

by bushmonkeys January 17, 2010

brown helmet

Term in Iowa meaning being rejected by a significant other with a visual of being dumped (on) and ending up with (brown) shit on your head.

Aw Fuck! Nancy gave me the brown helmet.

by funfuker May 2, 2015

helmet pelmet

fore-skin

i`ve just trapped my helmet pelmet in my zip.

by The love bandit November 4, 2003

helmet

"helmet" is a phrase used when visually appreciating a perticualry beautifull woman,normally of and all round great appearance.

"cor blimey look at the helmet over there,john me old mucker!"

by Trickygeezer August 6, 2006

Pith Helmet

An under the foreskin covering of smegma, so thick it resembles the pith of an orange.

Slap some soap on that boy, or you gonna end up with a pith helmet.

by deckscrubber October 1, 2009

Hair Helmet

A person's hair, usually male that is extremely big. That covers over the ears, forehead and most of the neck. The hair could essentially protect the head from injury.

Did you see Ryan on his dirtbike?

Yeah his hair helmet is flapping in the wind!

by Trigun10343 July 27, 2009