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Hearding

To defecate on your significant other's side of the bed after a heated argument.
Amber was hearding on Johnny's side of the bed when he left.
by Mluttrell84 May 28, 2022
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heard

listen to and judge (a case or plaintiff).
"an all-woman jury heard the case"
by Arminkshipper October 19, 2024
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HEARD

You:Can you hand me that water bottle?
Me:heard.
by GILLYMILLY June 14, 2022
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HEARDING

VERB = The act of lying about something, and continuously inflating the lie well past the point of no return.

Example = Why are you "HEARDING"? There's no way you spent the night over at Drake's house sipping Congac intimatly with Tupac Shakur.

NOUN= When a Karen takes bogus allegations to law enforcement for self profit.

Example = Running into a parked car, calling the police and claiming that the driver hit you out of malic, then proceeding to sue the strip mall insurance company, the car's owner and anyone else who has a contradicting story to tell.

Example continued = That woman fell down the mall stairs and claimed that the black teenager five feet behind her did it on purpose, is she really "HEARDING"?
Example = Why are you "HEARDING"? There's no way you spent the night over at Drake's house sipping Congac intimatly with Tupac Shakur.

Example = Running into a parked car, calling the police and claiming that the driver hit you out of malic, then proceeding to sue the strip mall insurance company, the car's owner and anyone else who has a contradicting story to tell.

Example continued = That woman fell down the mall stairs and claimed that the black teenager five feet behind her did it on purpose, is she really "HEARDING"?
by ByTedTalk May 5, 2022
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Heard Derangement Syndrome

"Heard Derangement Syndrome (HDS) is a mental condition in which a person has been driven effectively insane due to their dislike of Amber Heard, to the point at which they will abandon all logic and reason."
Depp fanatics are so consumed by their Heard Derangement Syndrome (HDS) that they don’t stop talking about Amber Heard.
by IStandWithAmberHeard June 21, 2022
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Ambro Heard

I dumped my boyfriend when he pooped in my bed, I realized he was an Ambro Heard
by trixiekitten July 14, 2022
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Dirty Heard

When you shit on the bed, and then file for divorce.
Amber was a crazy bitch. When her marriage began to fail, she took a Dirty Heard, and smiled.
by Garrett Marshall July 22, 2023
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