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Doncaster handy

A handjob typically given using an emulsion of doner kebab grease and flem as a lubricant.
Jules just gave me a Doncaster handy behind the dentist.
by Linkle July 17, 2022
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Chicago back handy

When a female relative who owns a Chicago style pizza place uses the leftover grease from a pizza to give you a hand job after closing time.
“Hey Aunt Beatrice, do you have the time to give me a Chicago back handy, I saw some leftover grease in the kitchen
by Gripster August 29, 2023
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Benihana Handy

When a partner instructs you to wear a remote controlled sex toy around your member that they vibrate while you're out to hibachi.
Trent: Dude, why are you twitching?
Mikey: Oh I'm just getting a Benihana Handy from Nikki. I'd suggest you slide over when the onion volcano starts, that's when she'll really up the intensity.
by Bringer of fire April 16, 2024
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Jalapeno Handy

When a person slathers their hands with jalapeno and gives you a hand job. Usually a last resort after a person loses sensation in their penis as they age.
After 5 hours of brutal sex, she had to give him a jalapeno handy to get him to go home.
by Kattyblaque September 5, 2021
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Mr. Handy

Some one that is extremely useful doing things. Male. Hands-on task oriented.
Ryan was Mr. Handy in the bathroom today. He got all the towel bars up and the toilet topper!
by BigRDaddy September 24, 2023
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Back Door Handy

A Threesome sexual Position where a woman lays over the lap of a male and reaches behind her to give him a hand job while the third person performs anal on the woman in such a way that the two men optimally climax simultaneously.with little thought to the woman's satisfaction or pleasure....typical dirtbag position.
Hey Graham lets slay a Back Door Handy today. my girlfriend's sister's looking hot and my gf is mad at me anyway.....sooooooo?
by flapjackal September 3, 2015
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Handies

When a person uses their hand to massage a male penis for money or drugs
Damm did you see that man bun giving handies in the parking lot for crack
by Edward scissor hands February 12, 2021
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