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Hamburger 

Ground beef patty INSIDE A BUN.
NO EXCEPTIONS.

IT HAS TO BE IN A BUN.
NOTHING ELSE IN THE WORLD CAN EVER BE CALLED A HAMBURGER.
I’m eating a hamburger. Just look at the definition and you’ll know what I’m eating. It’s not a soup, it’s not a salad, it’s a GROUND BEEF PATTY IN A BUN!!!!!!
Hamburger by Thehamburgerman May 27, 2018

hamburger person 

People that just can't seem to ever get it right. They are hamburger. Ergo, the birth of a hamburger person.
Jadu: I think Don is a hamburger person.
Vrin: What does that mean?
Jadu: Don is clearly out to lunch.
Vrin: What does that mean?
Jadu: I asked Don if he was a hamburger person and he wasn't sure what I meant by that. Later, Don was moved to the hamburger person unit.
hamburger person by jethrojones March 22, 2019

hamburger with ketchup 

Johnson: I would like to eat a Hamburger with Ketchup.
Smith: Let's go get some Hamburgers with Ketchup.

Hamburgering 

Hambergering is like spooning

you give someone a hamburger
instead of a spoon
(person1)-im hamburgering you
(person2)- no give it to someone else
Hamburgering by pizacone October 3, 2019

Hamburger helper 

A hamburger helper. Nobody really knows what it is, but we know that if you are a bsoat then you are not a hamburger helper. If your not a hamburger helper then you might aswell die.
Bad Boy 1: Look at that BSOAT he is definitely not a hamburger helper
Bad Boy 2: He should just kill himself if he's not a hamburger helper
Hamburger helper by Kordaddy April 29, 2020

hamburger 

hey mark I'm eating your mom

no, my mom isn't a hamburger

yea but she is a dead cow
hamburger by Heathen_R December 9, 2020