Hyper virgin

Someones who is such a virgin whenever they interact with another person they instantly regain their virginity or if they where virgin they also become a hyper virgin, like a disease but its annoying and disrespectful

You are the largest hyper virgin in the universe

by Uno_Bruno October 23, 2022

Blind Hyper

In Game Leader of the professional e-sports PUBG Mobile team "BLIND" who also won the PMCO 2020 and 2021. Uses the 5 finger claw method including the Gyroscope and have achieved Conqueror rank 14 times in a row. A very intelligent, young player who has high potential to this platform. It is claimed that this young role model of thousands earns approximately 3 figures of USD/ month. A person who did 2 charity streams in year 2020 and 2021 to support 2 Young minds suffering from spinal muscular atrophy in South India.

Blind Hyper will always be a role model to PUBG mobile gamers

by Blind Psycho December 10, 2021

hyper replication

someone pays a guy to design a killer tattoo, then they take it to a tattooer to be replicated. The tattooer posts the pic of the tattoo on social media. Someone then draws that tattoo (but smaller) then takes it to the same tattooer to be done again only smaller and upside down...now it has been 'hyper replicated'.

My new tattoo is a {hyper replication} of a tattoo that I saw on social media.

by LadyFuckery January 21, 2018

Hyperism

A condition of being super hyper without an underlying condition causing a person to be hyper.

I’m so happy it causes me to have hyperism.

by Nellieg76 January 22, 2021

Hyper functional

Hybrid of a night owl and a morning person

How do you have so much energy at night and in the morning? You must be hyper functional

by Hyperokc February 27, 2020

Hyper-Umbrellism

pounced (Hi-pur-umb-rel-is-um)
The dishonest practice of placing distinct and and important terms into the same definition to support ones argument, whether it be medical, political, or any other terms that are distinct but forced into the same definition for someone's dishonest argument

"Hey chud, don't you know TRT is gender affirming care?"
"That's Hyper-Umbrellism, I take TRT because I can't produce it anymore due to an injury, not to affirm my gender"

by Robert_Jenkin July 22, 2025

Hyper-rectalcranialitus

A fancy term for constantly having your head up your ass.

Used to describe certain groups of people who dial 911 for no reason with a BS medical complaint.

Patient: "Hello,911? Yes I think I'm having a stroke, I think I've had it for a month!"

EMT: "No sir, you have Hyper-rectalcranialitus. It's a pretty severe condition that you may need to get looked at. For removal of the cranium from rectum, it may require surgery."

YO HEADS UP YO ASS.

by Cletus Filibuster September 6, 2016