shit haircut

the type of haircut that most asians have
me: hey look at that guy with a shit haircut!
by cocksucker3002 August 14, 2023
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Carradale haircut

A stylish haircut in the style of Neenie. Also sported by The Walker Brothers in the 1960s
Look at him, he's got a Carradale haircut
by A Carradale Galbraith November 04, 2011
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Broccoli Haircut

Haircut typically worn by a very young millennial, gen-z or zillenial biologically identified male douchebag that consists of a low fade and hair grown out on the top that would allow the wearer to receive a perm for curls. A modern day jew fro. You will most likely catch him in a slammed civic, suburu sti financed at 20% apr, vaping, or on tiktok live acting out as an npc, begging for money. Cap, fam, mid, on god, and lit would mostly be part of his vocabulary. Island Boys, and present day justin beiber are roll models to these clowns. Would probably participate in having their ass eaten out by their yorkies.
You see that shitbox driving, broccoli haircut wearing, vapor breathing, spends his free time sucking on mommy’s titty douchebag acting like an NPC? Its a shame that our upcoming generation is going to doom the world with the lack of intellect…
by Nopeatsoflo January 06, 2024
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idaho haircut

An old school term for a vasectomy

Cant believe its not in here
Im done with babys Im goin to Doc for the Idaho haircut
by Rachpr65 December 12, 2018
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Napa haircut

The act of getting one's head stomped on in a grape vat
He didn't have enough money to pay for his beard trimming so I finished him off with a Napa haircut.
by cheesewheezy May 21, 2021
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Slovenian Haircut

When a male ejaculates on two lesbian women scissoring who haven't shaved in a long time.
I wanted to give my 2 girlfriends a Slovenian Haircut.
by BananaPepper0348 April 14, 2024
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