drunk hair

When the persons hair even looks drunk ie. frizz, messy, all over the place doing its own thing

You have drunk hair. Your hair even looks drunk

by 11snehring September 25, 2010

butthole hair

A cave in your anus which tends to be quite hairy

Butthole hair in my ass

“Bro my ass is so fucking hairy when tom put his dick in my ass he came out with rugs burns”

by Marlin lover 758 January 13, 2018

Hippie Hair

When you open a bag of pot, or break down some buds and find yourself a nice long strand of hippie hair waiting inside

"Dude this bowl tastes like shit!"
"Must've had a hippie hair in it"

by googen November 19, 2011

Llama Hair

A process that smoothly or fabulous just like a Llama's hair.

That move was llama hair, nothing went wrong.

by llamalicious99 November 17, 2020

ken hair

hair with so much hairspray or gel that it looks like it is molded plastic (like Ken, as in Barbie and Ken). Usually refers to a man.

I used too much hairspray, now I have ken hair.

Man, hurricane Katrina couldn't mess up your Ken hair.

by Robert Pagnani November 18, 2007

Carioto hair

A woman with frizzy, out of control hair

Wow, she has Carioto hair!

by bcuzyknot March 12, 2019

hair dude

Some dude that is completely in love with his/her hair. They allways are touching their hair.

"Dude that dude is such a hair dude, dude."

by Kane G. March 20, 2005