hair fear

The phenomenon where an individual intends to get a haircut, but reconsiders after performing a last minute evaluation of their hairstyle.

This is in fact your hair exhibiting existential dread and influencing you into extending its lifetime.

Aaron: "Well i have a hair cut booked 15 minutes from now but i dont think im going to go because by hair looks absolutley fantastic right now."

Matt: "Thats your hair fear talking, you have to go to your haircut."

by Abstract Sever November 9, 2017

Booger Hair

The green, slimy growth of what seems to resemble hair. Only found on what one can at best assume is the head of a hideous Schmig. The Schmig will always deny any claims of having such ‘hair’ and will get the ‘poos’ if the accuser is insistent.

Eww! Look at that kid’s booger hair!

by TheSpeakerOfTruth. March 23, 2020

Carioto hair

A woman with frizzy, out of control hair

Wow, she has Carioto hair!

by bcuzyknot March 12, 2019

butthole hair

A cave in your anus which tends to be quite hairy

Butthole hair in my ass

“Bro my ass is so fucking hairy when tom put his dick in my ass he came out with rugs burns”

by Marlin lover 758 January 13, 2018

drunk hair

When the persons hair even looks drunk ie. frizz, messy, all over the place doing its own thing

You have drunk hair. Your hair even looks drunk

by 11snehring September 26, 2010

Power Hair

A completely over exaggerated compliment to a woman you really don't know, but you want to know... really bad. Typically used when you have nothing better to say, drunk, at 11pm, with seersucker shorts, and wayfarers.

Ryan: "Hey Sara, you know... you got some real power hair."

Sara: "Thanks?"

by Uber Redhead March 25, 2013

hair dude

Some dude that is completely in love with his/her hair. They allways are touching their hair.

"Dude that dude is such a hair dude, dude."

by Kane G. May 13, 2005