A Glock Dookie is a slang term originating in prison culture, referring to a makeshift weapon where bodily fluids or feces are placed into a container (like a toothpaste tube or bottle) and used to squirt or throw at someone, often as an act of aggression or intimidation. It is named humorously after the Glock handgun for its "weapon-like" usage.
During the prison fight, one inmate caught everyone off guard by using a glock dookie to attack his opps
by fish.emoji_ January 17, 2025

when a girl named lindsay tries to gleek but instead releases a mighty choking sound filled with the wetness of saliva, resulting in a glock!
by heidelbergcovidcontractor November 18, 2022

A very popular handgun released in 1987. The pistol has the same characteristics like other previous models and the frame size of the service pistol classic G17.
Glock 18
by polswert1 July 26, 2023

by Purplenado March 7, 2023

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim May 1, 2025

Jr: “look at the dumbass ni66a”
503yah: “you mean a glock ahh”
Jr: *starts hitting give me head top dance*
503yah: “you mean a glock ahh”
Jr: *starts hitting give me head top dance*
by The realest non cappah August 17, 2024

A SoundCloud rapper that makes joke music he is the alter ego, or Slim Shady of Snobby the person who runs a SoundCloud account and makes music.
by Snobby69 November 10, 2022
