Gettin’ Schwifty

Getting really fast in (specifically) a Ford Escape.

*You see a Ford Escape getting real fast, real quick*

Hey, he’s Gettin’ Schwifty!

by FMGstudios February 16, 2024

gettin goofed

Smoking a blunt to your face, in a matter of seconds.

Ron- Hey what are you doin?
Ted- Oh nothin, gettin goofed

by crabnigga November 21, 2011

gettin' stealthay

To have a secret sexual relation with someone. To get butt while keeping it on the DL.

Guy1 : Hey man, you get any butt recently?

Guy2 : Yah dude, how about you?

Guy1 : Yah but tell me who???

Guy2 : I can't man, I'm gettin' stealthay

by King Of Butt October 15, 2011

Gettin' Dunked

A euphemism for someone's progression toward drunkenness, much like getting "wasted," "hammered," "plastered," or "sloshed."

Especially appropriate for ballers, or in sports bar scenarios.

"Dude, I'm gonna take some shots. GETTIN' DUNKED!"
"Get dunked, bro!"

by Fistpump Snowbear September 20, 2012

Gettin’ Jiggy With It

When one forces themselves onto the verge of asphyxiation in pursuit of self-pleasure by way of ejaculation. Predominantly performed as a solo act with a belt.

Brad was found Gettin’ Jiggy With It in the closet at work.

by Gettin’Jiggy404 May 12, 2025

Gettin Dowdy

1. The act of inhaling cannabis until the point of extreme red eye, munchies, and possible short term memory loss.
1. The act of preparing for or initiating a physical dispute in the form of a beating.

Ex. John: What are you doing tonight?

Mikey: Gettin real dowdy and throwing down on some halo reach.

Ex. Sarah: why are you guys shouting in there?

Jeff: Come on, you know we gettin dowdy in this bitch.

by Scratchadams October 16, 2010

gettin sprung

haveing sex with tom O.

"wheres tom we need to start gettin sprung."

by tom oreilly January 14, 2008