Gerk

Possessor of thing thing.

I thought he was the Gerk.

by The Game II January 3, 2004

Gerk

1. Verb; To play MTG.
2. Adjective; to be of the quality of the city of Lemoore.
3. Noun; A name.
4. Verb; to throw witty insults at someone of lower intelligence, equivalent to the physical abuse of stoning.

1. Were you "Gerking" earlier?
2. Wow, that hit just reeks of "Gerk"
3. Have you seen "Gerk" lately?
4. That retard just got "Gerked"!

by Steven January 14, 2004

geecko

a geeky gecko; a geek who looks like a gecko

My friend is such a geecko, always geeking in front of the computer with eyes looking like a gecko

by oggie0825 March 11, 2009

Gerkini

A Gerkini is an expression used when you encounter a man with a penis that is the size or smaller than an actual Gerkin Pickle. Gerkini can be used to name the penis, or the man who has a small penis.

"I just had an evening with the Gerkini" or

"His junk reminded me of a gerkini"

by focus2007 May 23, 2010

gecker

Gut area that hangs over Pecker, male version of gunt.

Look at the gecker on that guy.

by mnnkim January 24, 2012

gecko walk

Forceful, unexpected anal penetration in the doggy style position. Resulting in the victim lurching forward from the bed and climbing the wall like a gecko

I was fucking this girl the other night and decided on some surprise anal. Unfortunately for her she doesn't like anal and launched forward and climbed the fucking wall like she was wearing suction caps. gecko walk

by leviticus October 26, 2013

gecko legs

Usually refers to a girl with deathly pale legs.

Wow, did you see that chick's gecko legs?
Yeah, how could you miss them? I should've worn sunnies.

by AndiGirl November 8, 2013