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Cold War Fuck Face Off

The time in a relationship when both parties are avoiding sex to punish the other person. Can lead to a Cuban missile crisis
John "Hey, Jake. You look aweful did you get any last night?"

Jake "No we're still in a cold war fuck face off."

John "Have you tried a missile test as a display of power? It migth make the Berlin wall crumble"
by Chemlock March 16, 2009
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Fuck it off

The term 'Fuck it off' is a more forceful way of telling someone to get rid of something, or to stop doing something.

One can use a 'he' or 'she' instead of 'it' if need be.
Example A:
A waitress approaches John's table.
Waitress: Are you finished with your burger, sir?
John: Yeah, fuck it off.

Example B:
John is playing Mary a new song he composed.
John: So what did you think of my new song, Mary?
Mary: I didn't really like the breakdown. Fuck it off.

Example C.
Michelangelo is showing DaVinci his artwork, the Statue of David.
Michelangelo: Do you like my sculpture, DaVinci?
DaVinci: It's terrible, fuck it off.
by macvillian September 29, 2011
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Fuck someone off

A very American way of saying "piss someone off" because fuck makes everything sound American.
I think Roger's trying to fuck someone off!
by Matt_The_Anime_Man January 2, 2021
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national fuck right off day

it happens to fall on the same day as national send nudes day, a great excuse to not fucking send nudes to the crusty mexican asking for them
Person 1- happy national send nudes day;)

Person 2- happy national fuck right off day!!
by chensly May 28, 2018
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fuck straight off

Alternative way to let someone know you don’t appreciate their presence. Best used with an Eastern European accent.
by Lindsneb February 8, 2019
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Fuck'd off

f***** off now that mother fucker is just fuck'd off he has had either way to many or probably not enough hallucinogens as in magic mushrooms, acid, ecstasy, peyote,been up tweaking too long Etc
by People Call Me Dee January 5, 2023
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fuck right off

a term commonly used by irate checkers legends when MSN fails to open checkers or oftentimes even start. also, if i met bill "i'm a paedo" gates this is the phrase i'd shout in his face.
Jim "game of checkers my good man?"
Rob "yes why the devil not!"
MSN "sorry we are crap... try again later."
Rob and Jim in unison: "FUCK RIGHT OFF MSN!!"
by failure33object April 25, 2005
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