Fist of Fury

A gentleman with a specific wank window, ie his missus has just popped next door for a cup of sugar, A mindless act of violent self abuse carried out in a sort of masturbatory red mist.

Sammy: Nick, I'm just popping next door for a few minutes
Nick: Ok honey, don't be long (but really!)
Nick to himself: Fist of Fury...engage!!! Arrrggghhhh yeaaaahhhh!

by Samick Downunder September 3, 2005

Jersey Fist-Pump

A silly rhythmically challenged dance done only by stupid gel-headed ginzos while contemplating rape at clubs.

Did you see that scumbag jiggling the Jersey Fist-Pump?

by Matthew Pryce August 7, 2006

Fist Caddy

A "fist caddy" is a slang term for someone who enjoys fisting or cunt punching (see Cunt Puncher). The person who is the "fist caddy" is the submissive or receiving party who is being penetrated by someone's fist for pleasure. A "fist caddy" can be of any gender.

Example 1:
Aly hated to admit it, but she had officially become Kate's FIST CADDY! She was a total bottom who loved getting fisted! Who knew she could be topped!?

Example 2:
He was a good boyfriend; he knew how much Ivan loved to get plowed, face down, ass up, fisted almost all the way up his arm. Ivan was the best fist caddy he ever had. Ivan worshiped his powerful hands with both cheeks as if in prayer. Yes, Ivan was a keep for sure!

by FIST MASTER October 21, 2007

fist pumping

1.The art or act of engaging in clenching, then rasing one fist or both fists, and pumping them rythmically or out of beat to house/techno music. Variations include the side to side tricep pump and the double cross over forearm pump.
2. Going out to a social environment where this type of behavior is acceptable and the norm.

1.Bro.Fuhfugingetaboutit..once "You Don't Appreciate Me" came on at D'Jais..I was nonstop fist pumping all nite bro.
2 Cuz..Me and my crew went fist pumping at Bliss in Clifton Fri nite. Cuz..You hadda see da broads up in that joint.Owwwwee

by BigWillyXL August 9, 2008

terrorist fist jab

Something like pound it but only used when calling a jihad on america after winning the necessary number of delegates to clinch the democratic nomination.

the "gesture everyone seems to interpret differently," Fox News' E.D. Hill said: "A fist bump? A pound? A terrorist fist jab? ... We'll show you some interesting body communication and find out what it really says."

Thanks Fox News!

by 35Articles June 10, 2008

midget fist

To punch someone in the balls

If that dude doesn't shut up, I'm going to midget fist him and make him wish he had.

by Judas April 7, 2005

tight fisted

to be unwilling to lend money or spend money on a freinds behalf

John: Bob can you pay for the taxi ive run out of money?
Bob:F#@k off im not paying!
John:you tight fisted git!

by joe sggolb June 25, 2007