A list about women, which will deeply offend the female gender. After being offended, the female will then reply with an offensive response, and unknowingly prove the list to be factual.
Female: "Woe is me, for I have been offended. Now I must prove that I am correct, by making a big deal out of something that was originally intended to bring laughter...why? Because I have no sense of humor, and I am extremely sensitive"
by The Minority March 7, 2005
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Question asked by an unfortunate individual who has just shit themself. Basically, they sharted. Treat this with good humour, but at a fair distance upwind of the individual.
DUDE 1 : Hey, lets go cropdust that fat guy outside Wal-Mart!
DUDE 2 : Okay!
DUDE 1 : (near fat guy) (silent fart) (thinks in head : OH YEAH! SNIFF THAT ASS CLOWN!)
DUDE 2 : (near fat guy) (BLOODY RIPPER) (thinks in head : Do farts have lumps?)
FAT GUY : You sick bastard!
HOT CHICK : That man is my hero! I want to screw madly with him in the bathroom stall!
DUDE 2 : Okay!
DUDE 1 : (near fat guy) (silent fart) (thinks in head : OH YEAH! SNIFF THAT ASS CLOWN!)
DUDE 2 : (near fat guy) (BLOODY RIPPER) (thinks in head : Do farts have lumps?)
FAT GUY : You sick bastard!
HOT CHICK : That man is my hero! I want to screw madly with him in the bathroom stall!
by Jim E. Junk May 1, 2006
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Kris: No, it's not my ass! My flip flops are giving me foot farts!
Kris: No, it's not my ass! My flip flops are giving me foot farts!
by Silver Wear May 8, 2010
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From a lyrical marriage of the words "art" (creative or imaginative activity such as painting or poetry) and "fart" (expelling gas). The implication is that the art (or person) in question is no more than a glorified fart.
From a lyrical marriage of the words "art" (creative or imaginative activity such as painting or poetry) and "fart" (expelling gas). The implication is that the art (or person) in question is no more than a glorified fart.
by VAKI5 May 10, 2005
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Side effects of cake farts are risk of giant butthole and comical sounding farts. Ask your doctor.
Side effects of cake farts are risk of giant butthole and comical sounding farts. Ask your doctor.
by RobFrunkis October 18, 2008
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2. A sack full of farts, much like the bag of winds given to Odysseus by Aeolus in Homer's "The Odyssey". Often used as a device to propel ships.
3. See "crapsack"
2. A sack full of farts, much like the bag of winds given to Odysseus by Aeolus in Homer's "The Odyssey". Often used as a device to propel ships.
3. See "crapsack"
1. Did you bring your fartsack?
2. I've been stuck on this boat in the middle of the ocean for days! I could really use a fartsack right now!
3. The waiter was being a total fartsack.
2. I've been stuck on this boat in the middle of the ocean for days! I could really use a fartsack right now!
3. The waiter was being a total fartsack.
by Rachel Woodhouse November 30, 2006
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