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50 facts about women

A list about women, which will deeply offend the female gender. After being offended, the female will then reply with an offensive response, and unknowingly prove the list to be factual.
Female: "Woe is me, for I have been offended. Now I must prove that I am correct, by making a big deal out of something that was originally intended to bring laughter...why? Because I have no sense of humor, and I am extremely sensitive"
by The Minority March 7, 2005
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fartsucker

A person whom enjoys inhaling anal gases
Matt sucks farts from dead seals!
by shan and dust June 16, 2003
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Do farts have lumps?

Question asked by an unfortunate individual who has just shit themself. Basically, they sharted. Treat this with good humour, but at a fair distance upwind of the individual.
DUDE 1 : Hey, lets go cropdust that fat guy outside Wal-Mart!
DUDE 2 : Okay!
DUDE 1 : (near fat guy) (silent fart) (thinks in head : OH YEAH! SNIFF THAT ASS CLOWN!)
DUDE 2 : (near fat guy) (BLOODY RIPPER) (thinks in head : Do farts have lumps?)
FAT GUY : You sick bastard!
HOT CHICK : That man is my hero! I want to screw madly with him in the bathroom stall!
by Jim E. Junk May 1, 2006
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Foot Farts

When you are wearing flip flops and they make you feet make fart noises.
Allison: Oh my hell! What the fuck did you eat for lunch today?
Kris: No, it's not my ass! My flip flops are giving me foot farts!
by Silver Wear May 8, 2010
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artsy fartsy

Trying too hard to be artistic; an overly strong interest in appearing to be aesthetically aware.

From a lyrical marriage of the words "art" (creative or imaginative activity such as painting or poetry) and "fart" (expelling gas). The implication is that the art (or person) in question is no more than a glorified fart.
I don't like his paintings - they're a little bit too artsy fartsy.
by VAKI5 May 10, 2005
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cake farts

What you get when you squat in to a cake backwards like a truck bumping a dock, and lower yourself into said cake...and fart.

Side effects of cake farts are risk of giant butthole and comical sounding farts. Ask your doctor.
by RobFrunkis October 18, 2008
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fartsack

1. Sleeping bag

2. A sack full of farts, much like the bag of winds given to Odysseus by Aeolus in Homer's "The Odyssey". Often used as a device to propel ships.

3. See "crapsack"
1. Did you bring your fartsack?

2. I've been stuck on this boat in the middle of the ocean for days! I could really use a fartsack right now!

3. The waiter was being a total fartsack.
by Rachel Woodhouse November 30, 2006
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