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Fart

by darktrillwords97 January 17, 2020
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Fart

An invisible piece of dust that floats out of your butt hole. (Poop pushes out fart which causes this to stink)
The butthole and the poop make this happen. (Fart)
by Claire cx March 12, 2015
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Fart

A release of gas from the anus. A typical fart contains 59% nitrogen, 21% hydrogen, 9% carbon dioxide, 7% methane, 4% oxygen, 1% other.
1. Your fart reeks of sulfur!
2. Methane cuddles are what I call farts. For they are warm and contain 7% methane.
by 0% SNAFFU December 11, 2017
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Fart

(The christchurch push) is when you both

Spread your checks with your partner or girlfriend and fart into someone else's anus
by Kiwifreaks October 22, 2019
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Fart

The fart is a result of compounds breaking down Poop through alchemical process into vapor, resulting in said vapor escaping the o-ring seal, of the human combustion system, resulting in olfactory retrieval of Poop
by Dante925 September 24, 2011
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Fart

A Fart is loud & gregarious. Others are sometimes annoyed by him. He is funny & everyone knows his opinion. A Fart is focused & tenacious. He enjoys his sport but doesn't like interruptions. He is a box checker & doesn't allow things to linger. Watch him if you want to see something get done! 37% males; 4% incorrectly assume they are Farts.

Duffers & Farts are male. Muffers & Cakes are female. Easy to determine regardless of the age but they technically need to be 60 to qualify for title.
That Fart really likes his pancakes a certain way doesn't he? Don't mess with that ole dude!
by eatrawstayhealthy December 7, 2011
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Fart

A posion gas that make people say your dumd
You fart so now you are dumd.
by HI your dumd April 30, 2019
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