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Fart

"You want your fart to spread across the whole world"
-Rhett McLaughlin
by SUSCREAMY September 30, 2017
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Fart

A posion gas that make people say your dumd
You fart so now you are dumd.
by HI your dumd April 30, 2019
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Fart

It is a mega explosion from the region under your ribcage. You must have guessed it. It occurs due to indigestion when your tummy is upset and has a very bad odour. Which will make the people next to you run away.
Bro: I smell somethin bad
Bro2: Sorry i farted
* Bro 1 runs away*
by Farheeen10986 February 23, 2019
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Fart

The soft cry of the turd trapped — inside of you trying to escape. —Often leaves a smell of what u recently have eaten mixed with the smell of your trapped turd baby
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My fart smelled so bad that my sister insisted on taking me to the doctor to get checked out.
by A random, unknown person October 25, 2017
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Fart

The fart is a result of compounds breaking down Poop through alchemical process into vapor, resulting in said vapor escaping the o-ring seal, of the human combustion system, resulting in olfactory retrieval of Poop
by Dante925 September 24, 2011
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Fart

A release of gas from the anus. A typical fart contains 59% nitrogen, 21% hydrogen, 9% carbon dioxide, 7% methane, 4% oxygen, 1% other.
1. Your fart reeks of sulfur!
2. Methane cuddles are what I call farts. For they are warm and contain 7% methane.
by 0% SNAFFU December 11, 2017
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Fart

A Fart is loud & gregarious. Others are sometimes annoyed by him. He is funny & everyone knows his opinion. A Fart is focused & tenacious. He enjoys his sport but doesn't like interruptions. He is a box checker & doesn't allow things to linger. Watch him if you want to see something get done! 37% males; 4% incorrectly assume they are Farts.

Duffers & Farts are male. Muffers & Cakes are female. Easy to determine regardless of the age but they technically need to be 60 to qualify for title.
That Fart really likes his pancakes a certain way doesn't he? Don't mess with that ole dude!
by eatrawstayhealthy December 7, 2011
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