fair burn

The sunburn you get when you spend all day at your local fair. The difference between a fair burn and a regular sunburn is the light, unburnt band on your wrist from where you got that wristband that entitles you to unlimited rides. It could be from a watch or an extra-wide bracelet, but we all know it's not. You got that sunburn out at the fair, screaming the loudest on all the rides, shoving the most elephant ear and cotton candy down your gullet, and altogether raising more hell than anyone else there. And you loved every goddamn second of it.

I spent all day at the fair today, and when I got home and looked in the mirror, I discovered I had a fair burn.

by gtx480burnedmyhousedown August 22, 2011

Pownal Fair

When a bunch of hillbillies gather to drink beer, watch 10 fireworks, and tap dance in Pownal Vt.

Bill: "Hey, y'all headin downta the Pownal Fair taday?"
Tom: "Hell YeAh! I'm gonna git drunk and do the tractor pull!"
Jim: "An IM gonna tap dance and sing bad care-EEE-oo-kee til the firework!!"

by iwishididntlivehere123 March 19, 2009

wanda fair

the best friend in the world!!! we're both angels, right wanda? 0=-)

by Anonymous February 11, 2003

fair trade

Used as a substitute for phrases such as "fair play", "fair enough" and "oh okay then". Also helps to promote Fair Trade foods.

John: I'm not coming tonight; the football's on.
Mary: Fair trade.

by hezier April 14, 2005

fair and balanced

When the other party gets all the favor and thus the situation is biased against you.

I was almost home free with my new stereo when the police caught me and put me on trial with a fair and balanced jury.

by Mike Novak May 28, 2004

Fair Enough

Fair Enough is a confirmation of a statement. Also can be used as an acronym F.E.

Me: What are you doing?
P: Studying.
Me: Fair Enough

Or

Me: What are you doing?
P: Studying.
Me: F.E.

by Ben Wolf December 30, 2007

fair to middlin'

Term meaning "okay" rather than "fantastic" or "terrible". Derived from the classic game Oregon Trail, which was played on old school Apple Computers. When asked how good of a shot you are, your options are: poor, fair to middlin', and expert.

Ed: How are you today?
Suzy: Meh, fair to middlin'. I woke up kinda late, but i found five buucks in my pocket.

by sara elisabeth September 30, 2006