alternative fact

falsehood; lie

You call that a lie, but it is just alternative fact

by Tanghot July 28, 2017

Alternative fact

Alternative fact are false statements that can be true in atleast one alternative reality.

- Jimmy is crazy if he really thinks the earth is flat.
- Yes, he is crazy, he believes in alternative facts.

by TheHumbleDuck September 1, 2017

Alternative Facts

A series of Falsehoods

"Look, Alternative Facts are not Facts, they're falsehoods!"
---- Chuck Todd, MSNBC

by WistalaDaGreen March 27, 2021

Alternative Fact

Basically a lie but said in an elegant way.

A: Hey the sky is soooo blue... (nighttime)

B: ummmm alternative fact?

by Chi-Dino April 13, 2017

Fact-Ory

One whose general knowledge of arcane and useless subjects causes them to spew facts intermittently to no avail.

Doug - "Did you know that all polar bears are left handed?"

John - "Uh... No... but that's interesting."

Claire - "Oh, don't mind dug. He's a fact-ory."

by Socko_Detheroc December 9, 2008

Opinionated-Fact

An Opinion which is actually a fact

(Me talking to a friend)

Me-Italian food is better then Polish food

Friend- That's just an Opinion

Me- No that's an Opinionated-Fact

by bdr8889 February 12, 2013

Fact Hat

An imaginary hat used to make fun of someone who has either come up with a completely random fact or has made something up to look smart.

Step One: Sarcastically yell “Wow! You just pull that out of the fact hat!”

Step Two: Motion like one of your arms is wrapped bucket.

Step Three: With your other hand, pretend to pull out a little piece of paper from the imaginary bucket with thumb and forefinger.

Step Four: Now pretend to unfurl the little piece of paper with both hands as if it was rolled up and pretend to read it.

Make sure you make a retarded face while going through the steps to make the offending person feel even more stupid.

Is he pulling shit out of the Fact Hat again?

by Scairen November 17, 2006