Friend

A friend is someone, who you chat to all the time, in person, on via text. You can share things with, you can complain to. Talking to them about who you like, and making stupid group chats. No matter how cute your friends is, you shouldn't date. It could ruin your bond, and your special friendship.

I know he's cute but I couldn't date him. He's like a friend to me. :)

by emily8456 October 22, 2015

Friend

The other dude that's actually boning or hooking up with a chick. A females underhanded false representation of the "other guy" she knows what's up with him but wants to keep misleading and using you while knowing you have feelings for her. A false title a female uses to mislead or throw you off the scent of her boyfriend.

I went to a friends house after work.

Me and my friend are studying no you can't come over.

My friend is in the car with me.

I'm staying the night at a friends house tonight.

Sorry I can't go out with you I have plans with a friend.

by Joe dirty May 24, 2014

Friend

Someone you’ll never have.

Joe: Who’s your friend?
Me: don’t have one.

by anonymous February 23, 2022

Friend

(Noun)

A good friend is a person who knows your best stories, your best friend has lived them with you. A friend is a person who you are attached to. They will always be there for you, no matter the situation. A friend will help you, even when they dont know how to help. Beware of fake friends, they will destroy you, see enemies. A friend is pretty much someone you can't live without.

Thanks Derek, for being the truly awesomely friend of all.

Mom: We have to go to South Carolina for Christmas, it's the only time we can be together as a whole family

Me: Of course we can't do it without my friend!

by YouAreReadingThisLongName December 25, 2013

Friend

-The Person who knows your Backstory and still wants to be in your future.

- the person to bail you out of jail at 3:00 am.

My Friends are the best thing I halve ever had in my life

by W3irdoz June 4, 2016

Friends

Something you don’t have.

Person 1: Dude, where are all of your friends, all I see are two cardboard boxes? Person 2: Those are my friends.

by R u a stalker? October 4, 2018

Friends

A fucking waste of time. U could be out Doing what u want in life BUT NOOOO u have to go out of ur fucking way to comfort ur dumbass friend after a breakup. But for what. What is that gonna do? Bc u comforted him is he gonna give u a stack lode of college for ur well being. No! They say “man thanks a lot for helping me out. I feel a lot better. Alright bye see ya tomorrow.” Mother fucker...... IF WE FUCKING GO OUT OF OUR WAY FOR A FRIEND WHAT THE FUCK DO WE GET. When u get rich u have to share with ur friends bc they were “ there for u” bullshit. We don’t need these bitch ass friends. U probably searched this bc ur friend left u and u wanted something like this. Well just block ur self out from everyone. U may get depression but that’s okay. U wanna know why? Bc u don’t have to deal with bullshit

How u should act
George, Hey Ted hows it....
You, shut the fuck up scum. Ur not my friend.
George, why

You, bc a guy told me friends suck so screw off

by George bacon April 26, 2019