A very educated person, at the best universities, but one who becomes boring and/or unimpressive when running for political office
by Sexydimma October 15, 2024
Get the Educated failuremug. “Steven, You’re a failure!”
“How many times can you be a failure?”
“I wish I was proud of you but YOU’RE A FAILURE”
“Just a 5PM reminder, YOU’RE STILL A FAILURE”
“How many times can you be a failure?”
“I wish I was proud of you but YOU’RE A FAILURE”
“Just a 5PM reminder, YOU’RE STILL A FAILURE”
by Wilfred Adalson July 7, 2021
Get the Failuremug. by Nigga Griggs November 13, 2023
Get the Anal failuremug. 
When someone has lost their cell phone signal and attempts to climb to higher and out of reach places to reconnect and fails by not getting the signal or falling on their ass
john: hey what the hell is bob doing way up there
tim: looks as if hes trying to get a signal for is phone
john: oh well thats just gonna end in cellaerial failure
tim: looks as if hes trying to get a signal for is phone
john: oh well thats just gonna end in cellaerial failure
by TheLurkingMoose October 16, 2009
Get the Cellaerial Failuremug. 
when the word failure isn't enough for your Asian parents to describe you...
you aren't just a failure, but you are failuring
need the intensity of the present progressive.
you aren't just a failure, but you are failuring
need the intensity of the present progressive.
by akioweh May 21, 2022
Get the failuringmug.