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this machine kills facists

A reference to the john green book “paper towns
That poster in Margo’s room says “this machine kills facists”
by …0o0 April 21, 2023
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facitern

temperamentally disinclined to Face.
The world is currently facitern; especially the Eastern hemisphere, but even more especially the Western hemisphere.
by Sunjama April 1, 2007
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Fascist Emailer

A graduate of Wittenberg University, circa 1989, also known as Joe TV, Parrot, Amoeba, The Shocker, and Shockobot.
When Fascist Emailer distributed another one of his insane diatribes, we laughed and said "Oh, that Shockobot."
by Aggrandizer November 12, 2007
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Facestake

A quickly regretted decision, made out of nostalgia or pity, to accept a Facebook friend request from someone who turns out to be as big a loser as ever.
Brandy was a huge Facestake, dude. She's totally stuck in the past and she keeps sending me virtual cocktails.
by Lottie P October 6, 2008
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facestalker

A person of whom preys on the weak and addicted in the facebook world. These "facestalkers" spend every spare minute looking at everyones status update, new photos and potential friends or 'hotties'..
Such people are in need of serious help as once they begin the stalking, ending is near impossible!.
"hey you should totally check out.... he is so hot.. i'v been facestalking him"
"omg- your such a facestalker"
by facenessnessness February 4, 2010
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Faceist

Someone who is racist against mustaches of the face!
Jane: So Jim grew this mustache, he looks like a pedophile.

Joe: Wow..... That was faceist.
by protectorofthemustache December 4, 2010
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Facestabbing

The art of applying a slam, inflicting an insult or gossipping on Facebook. The comment is done in such a way that the reader may not even know they, or someone they know, is being Facestabbed. If the reader is fortunate, a post from someone else will connect the dots and the reader will have an "I get it moment" and know that so and so has just been Facestabbed.
I didn't even realize that Laura was facestabbing Angie on Facebook the other day.
by Naffamily November 25, 2010
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