English Tunnel

When a male has anal sex with a partner, then ejaculates inside, then uses a large, blunt object to widen the anus. Then he reaches inside and scoops out feces and semen, then eats it.

I almost gagged while I was giving my girl the English Tunnel last night!

by chinesetrout January 14, 2008

English

put spin on a pool shot in such a way as to make the cue ball travel in a curve

English my ass... this pool table is so shitty you couldn't make a straight shot if you wanted to

by des September 15, 2003

Old English 800

A deadly malt liquor that contains a fair amount of (somewhat poisonous) fusel alcohol. Strong and generally cheap, OE is easy to find at 1:50 am. The petroleum flavor will frequently disagree with "beer connoisseurs" but is almost always enjoyed by respectable slummers.

Fucked-up Dude 1: I wana get ripped.
Fucked-up Dude 2: We're already ripped, yo.
Fucked-up Dude 1: Yeah, well I jonzin a fat 40 of Old English 800 'bout right now... let's go to Liquor Locker.
Fucked-up Dude 2: You talkin bout 8-ball? Ah shit, I'm in!!

by Daxa July 18, 2009

English Houdini

When a dude is doing someone doggie style, he pulls spits on the partner's back to make them think that he came. When the partner turns around, the dude cums in their face.

I gave your mother an English Houdini during lunch.

by negamooks August 11, 2008

The English Welcome

When a woman arrives in England a proper Englishman shall double fist her vagina with no lube whatsoever. Whilst it’s happening he will say “Welcome to England” in a strong Cockney accent. If she is particularly appreciative of English culture she will say “For the Queen” while being double fisted.

Hello love, will you allow me the honor of giving you The English Welcome?

by Pizza Brat July 7, 2019

Fuck yo' english

Definition- A phrase used to describe your utter disdain for what they're saying to you.

You don't agree with what they're saying to you as it's a slight against your persons or what you believe in.

1st person: Man your an idiot. The last thing you want to do is smoke around those gas tanks.

2nd person: Man...fuck yo' english.

by Hawks1326DLH May 29, 2010

English

A language that the Americans stole off us Brits!

Listen to those American pricks. Stealing our English, and not even spelling half the words right. The twats.

by Tom from England, where pigs can fly! December 25, 2007