Eleanor

Eleanor. She is a bitch, she knows it, she has dark eyes that you could look into for days, and curly hair, no one knows if it’s natural or not. Everyone envies her but they don’t admit it. When you hear the clicking and clicking of her extravagant heels you know she is on her way to destroy some poor bastard. Everyone underestimates her even if they think very highly of her she’s always underestimated. The moral of the story is if you know an Eleanor chances are you will get fucked up

Have you ever talked to Eleanor?
No, she hit me in the face before I had a chance

by Anonymouslybeingawesome1234567 May 23, 2018

Elkinator

One who refuses to properly follow through with predetermined punishment after losing a game or competition

'They wouldn't even jump in the moat? What an elkinator'
'That Suzie is an elkinator and a disgrace to the Menzies name'

by Bobs disciple June 20, 2018

Eleanor

A girl who is nice but very complex and who will not trust you immediately because she probably will judge you at first sight but then begin to like you when she realises that you are a nice person. If you have low intellect she will most likely not get on with you because she needs to talk to someone with the same intellect as her i.e. that of a semi genius.

She can keep secrets but warning she's a backstabber at times so don't tell her stuff e.g. I got my first period/boyfriend/ounce of cocaine because if you fall out with her later she will tell everybody you love/like/have a mediocre relationship of any form be it sexual, hatred or just an aquaintanceship with, so yeah don't tell her stuff.
She is often blonde, short and with blue or green or gray eyes.

Letitititia: My best friend is nice but also an Eleanor so I haven't told her about that ounce of cocaine I bought the other day because she might tell everyone I love/like/have a mediocre relationship of any form be it sexual, hatred or aquaintanceship with which would ruin my social and academic life. (I basically hate her but not going to say wink wink nudge nudge don't tell or you're dead. In fact when I hear of her success a little piece of my heart shrivels up in terrible horrible agonising painful pain.)

by camille martin November 18, 2013

stuck elevator repair

When a man is fucking a girl but his dick is too big, resulting in his penis getting stuck inside a girls vagina. they must then walk awkwardly to the garage, take out a chainsaw and saw his penis off at the point it enters the vagina.

Friend 1: hey where were you the past week at work? Boss is mad.
Friend 2: sorry i had to make a stuck elevator repair and ended up in the emergency room. i went from a jake to a 2 inch dick.

by cougar744316 May 24, 2011

eleanor

they are never black or hispanic, either white or asian, very chill down to earth personalities, usually lazy and kinda quiet, sweet to everyone and always on her phone. pulls guys without knowing and will die at age 27

friend: hey you know eleanor?
me: oh shit shes gonna die soon

by campbutmakeit_concentration_ January 12, 2020

elevator operator

racial term for black people

"hey kurt, i almost got in a fight today..."
'oh yea? was it with one of them elevator operators?'
"yeeeeeeaa"

by Ryan WWWW July 7, 2006

Eleanor Xiao

An Eleanor Xiao is an amazing person. She is funny, nice, really pretty, can have any guy she wants, the best person in the universe, and you are lucky to know one.

Girl: Omg, Eleanor Xiao is so cool. I want her to be my friend...But I am not cool enough

Girl 2: Of course you are! She will like you for who you are cuz she is that nice!

Guy 1: Woah. She is so gorgeous.

Guy 2: I know. Too bad she is taken.

eleanor elly ellybelly Eleanor Xiao

by aniadk13 July 31, 2011