Guy1: "Dude, I think I'm being air(ed)."
Guy2: "Yeah man, go say something to her."
Guy1: "Bro, I'm being aired, do you think I can talk to her?"
Guy2: "... I guess you're right."
Guy1: "Yo, can you ask her why she's airing me?"
Guy2: "Nah man, she's airing me too."
Guy1: "Actually?"
Guy2: "Yeah man."
Guy2: "Yeah man, go say something to her."
Guy1: "Bro, I'm being aired, do you think I can talk to her?"
Guy2: "... I guess you're right."
Guy1: "Yo, can you ask her why she's airing me?"
Guy2: "Nah man, she's airing me too."
Guy1: "Actually?"
Guy2: "Yeah man."
by That G u y April 26, 2019
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That guy is a regular Mr Ed. All of the chicks want a piece of that 9 inch tool he has in his pants.
by Phakebox September 2, 2005
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Chris: This girl would make out with me for a half hour, smile, bite her lip, and when I went to get in her pants--
Jeff: You got Mandy-ed?
Chris: Absolutely.
Jeff: Fuckin' Mandy.
Jeff: You got Mandy-ed?
Chris: Absolutely.
Jeff: Fuckin' Mandy.
by thinkinboutit April 12, 2009
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Ed = Erectile dysfunction & Johnson = penis.
Ed = Erectile dysfunction & Johnson = penis.
Foxy Chick: Ooh! Whose the NEW guy?
Slutty Bitch: Yea, he's good looking isn't he? He's pretty nice too. He just started yesterday while you were still on vacation. We hooked up after work. He's an Ed Johnson, but he's also a very cunning linguist. I think I'll pass, but since you are trying to be a hetero fundamentalist now, you might want to check him out.
Foxy Chick: Hey, thanks for the tip!
Slutty Bitch: No problem girlfriend! I mean, girl who is a friend.
Foxy Chick: What's his name?
Slutty Bitch: John Doe.
Slutty Bitch: Yea, he's good looking isn't he? He's pretty nice too. He just started yesterday while you were still on vacation. We hooked up after work. He's an Ed Johnson, but he's also a very cunning linguist. I think I'll pass, but since you are trying to be a hetero fundamentalist now, you might want to check him out.
Foxy Chick: Hey, thanks for the tip!
Slutty Bitch: No problem girlfriend! I mean, girl who is a friend.
Foxy Chick: What's his name?
Slutty Bitch: John Doe.
by Heidi Roe, ex lesbo June 11, 2006
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